Anticipating the Inevitable: The LOST Disneyland Ride
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By Veefre
- Anticipating the Inevitable: The LOST Disneyland Ride
- Created: May 11, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 4.11: Cabin Fever
- Status: Current
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OK, we need to brace ourselves.
The inevitable: we all know what will follow the end of the series. Disney, which owns ABC, which in turn owns the rights to LOST, will no doubt create yet another amusement park ride based loosely upon the LOST show.
What can we expect to see on the LOST Disneyland Ride?
1) Smokey. This will be tough considering the numerous No Smoking signs at Disneyland. Most likely it will be an animatronic contraption covered with black velvet, with flash bulbs for taking riders’ photos which will be available at the kiosk after the exit.
2) The Caves. What could be more natural than caves in a ride that of course will include a tunnel? Perhaps we’ll get to see Adam and Eve, a dying Boone, and Jack getting almost crushed in a cave-in.
3) The towering pillar of smoke. See #1.
4) The Black Rock. Perhaps the ride itself will bear a superficial resemblance to the Black Rock. Just don’t sit on the dynamite.
5) The Looking Glass: great for a big splash finish.
6) Polar bears. Oh my.
7) Sonic security fence. Ouch!
8) The Hatch. Here’s where we get to see Desmond going through his mind numblingly boring routine. Yippeee.
9) The Submarine. See #5.
10) The Freighter. Lots of canned lima beans all round.
11) The Cabin: more creepy animatronic devices with weird faces appearing at the window. It might float around a bit, indicating its positional uncertainty principle.
12) Sawyer in a Cage: What more can one say? Maybe Sayid will be handy to administer various forms of torture, with Kate lolling about seductively.
And don’t forget to patronize the various fine dining establishments in the near vicinity of the Disneylost: Mr. Cluck’s fried chicken shack, Tasty Kahana Lima Bean Burrito wagon, Locke’s Wild Boar and Polar Bear chili, Sun’s nameless but tender green thingie salad bar.
sry man….dude…girl? anways, i doubt they will go that far.
I hope they run with your idea. Only I hope it’s a whole park and not just a ride. I guess I should also add I hope it’s also somewhere out here on the east coast. +1
Veefre, I think you’re on to something. And to add to the food court, what about the shrimp stand sawyer killed the wrong Sawyer at.
Lockeko,
Excellent point about the shrimp stand! Maybe Disney could combine it with a shooting gallery, but instead of firing at a row of shrimp stand proprietors, one could do battle with a row of little Keamy cutouts.
tr,
Well, if it’s on the East Coast I suppose it would be at Disney World in Orlando. But I wouldn’t rule out an entire LOST Island theme park, perhaps on an island situated right next to a major international airport ;-).
I love it! It’s going to happen.
I personally like the idea of the “black smoke” roller coaster ride. It takes you up, throws you to the ground (ouch!) and yes, takes your photo at the end! I think it will be called, “Black Smoke’s Wild Ride.” Step aside, Mr. Toad!
Bring it on!
I’d like a ride that does a perfect re-enacted simulation of the crash of Oceanic 815.
I’d go in the tail section for maximum thrills.