What’s on my mind (Not a Theory)
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By AllAboutAlpert
- What’s on my mind (Not a Theory)
- Created: May 6, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 3.2: The Glass Ballerina
- Status: Current
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if he likes me than why doesn’t he call me?
— AllAboutAlpert
So I was finally ready to get over him and be my own person and just have fun for once…I even bought a cute little dress and a big sombrero for Carol’s Cino de Mayo party last night, but it’s like I can’t even concentrate on moving on with my life if he keeps showing up everywhere. It’s not like I care, but why would he even show up to the party when he knows that Carol is my friend more than her friend. And she told me that she didn’t invite him and that Sara’s boyfriend probably told him about it at practice and thats why he came.
It’s just not fair because how am I supposed to have fun if he’s everywhere I’m trying to be. Scott was supposed to be there too, and we had a long conversation about big hats, so I was going to wear the hat so that he’d come over and talk to me and whatever but that didn’t work. Scott was there with Kimmy, which i don’t even get why because she’s totally fake and just pretends to be friendly to everyone so that guys don’t realize how much of a bitch she is.
So I just took my hat off and left it in the kitchen and tried to find Carol and tell her that I didn’t want to be there anymore, but she was too busy flirting with her cousin’s friend or whoever and then I guess he saw me standing by myself because he came over and tried to have a real conversation and then starting saying that he missed me and everything. Which is so fake because if he likes me than why doesn’t he call me?
Anyway, I don’t know why I even made out with him because he just ended up leaving when his friends came in and then ignored me the rest of the night. I don’t even get it because his friends aren’t even that cool and I don’t know why he always thinks that he needs to impress him.
I’m just so over him and like now I feel like I need all new friends to really be over him because I’m just going to see him all the time. Kimmy is so fake too. Maybe he should just go out with Kimmy because Scott deserves so much better anyway.
Scott is MINE! >=(
Would you like to go out sometime?
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you are in NEED of a different kind of board. i know because - i have had such days. be well.
I totally understand, it’s about the hats. The hats are “on” your mind
Is that a no? Am I getting the cold shoulder?
You know what? This just figures… I put myself out there… take a chance and I get shot down… I give up.
I think you are getting the “Bad Gateway” highbrow….
I don’t suppose I could get Kimmy’s number off of you, she sounds fun
The bad gateway is the key to the show. The bad gateway is in the coffin! The bad gateway is Ben’s constant! The gateway is Jacob! The bad gateway is the portal to the desert! The bad gateway is at the north pole! The bad gateway is having an affair with Kate!
The bad gateway is Gods way of saying GET OFF THE DAMN computer AND DO something productive…
I predict there will be a follow up to this within a couple days. We will see a post about how this person was so depressed she OD’d or whatever (boohoo) and we are such horrible people for poking fun at her.
And to that I say…. Hey, at least Highbrow offered a date, come on.
and if I’m wrong on this, I go back to it all being about the hats.
Offered a date and was ignored!
If you’re ever in the Detroit area, give me a call!
GOO! IT’S A DUDE!
highbrow’s got a mancrush
I swear, I didn’t know. Never call me!
hey it may be a dude but a dude in a cute little dress and a big sombrero, still I say I prefer that Kimmy because because she’s totally fake and just pretends to be friendly to everyone. My sort of female companion. She can pretend to be friendly to me anyday!
Hey guys, how about that guy, highbrow… he’s hot! And straight as an arrow, too… I tell you what, I bet he gets chicks all the time! He’s probably off doin’ one right now…
start of a pretty good story. my only advice is that the number of characters with no context confused me. Kimmy does sound pretty hot though.
fine fine fine…..just remember, Scott is MINE >=D
Hey everyone.. just had to step out for a minute… did I miss anything?
Well Highbrow, you missed a lot, Carol’s Cino de Mayo party was raided by the police for underage drinking and other less than legal activities. Carol escaped by jumping over the back fence. And Kimmy was lucky too, she explained that she was there by accident, she was out looking for her lost bunny rabbit and thought that it might have ran ito that nasty Carol’s house. The policeman understood so they told her to run off home, and guess what Kimmy now has a date Friday night with that policeman, amazing!
Scott wasn’t so lucky, when he tried to explain to that same policeman that he was Kimmy’s friend and also helping to find the lost bunny, the policeman didn’t believe him and now he is stuck in juvenile detention for the next ten years.
Sara and her boyfriend died when they hit by an unexpected meteor shower. But hey that was the most boring part of the party.
stitch, get out of the strip club
I think Scott likes Kimmy because Kimmy isn’t obsessed about hats.
And probably because Kimmy is more likely to put out.
Don’t worry. Once Scott has banged Kimmy he’ll be interested in someone else. That’s where you can step in!
Remember kids: Always use a condom. Claire didn’t and look at the mess she wound up in.
(Flagged as Not A Theory.)
I’m glad everyone had fun with this. I told my daughter that if she didn’t learn to clean up after herself I’d post her journal on the internet and she didn’t believe me. Maybe now he sink will actually stay clean.
giggggggggling so, did she clean the sink??
Dude, good one… I’ll have to remember that trick for when my daughter gets older…
Spic and span. Let’s just see how long this clean streak lasts
OMG I bet your daughter hates you dude. so is Kimmy 18?