Some Jokes (Not a Theory)
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By AllAboutAlpert
- Some Jokes (Not a Theory)
- Created: Mar 27, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 3.22: Through The Looking Glass
- Status: Current
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I’m writing a stand up routine based on my favorite show…LOST
— AllAboutAlpert
Hey all,
I’m writing a stand up routine based on my favorite show…LOST, can you guys take a look at these and tell which one’s you think may or may not work?
Thanks!
If Sayid is the bad ass of the East Side of the island, then who is the bad ass on the West Side? - - - West Sayid!
Why do the survivors eat dinner at 5:00pm? - - - Because it’s the Hurley Bird Special!
What’s Jin’s animal part? - - - Utters!
If Ben and Anna had a child, what would they name it? - - - Banana!
If Rose, Bernard and Michael had a child, what would they name it? - - - Rosardio Dawson!
If Michael ever really met Kevin Johnson, what would he say? - - - WALT!
If Huck Fin crashed on the island who would be friends with? - - - Sawyer!
When there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who are you gonna call? - - - Miles!
If Jin were to cheat on Sun, who would he cheat with? - - - Moon!
What’s Mr. Eko’s girlfriends name? - - - Mrs. Feedback!
Dude…seriously.
The only one I liked was feedback
awful.
lol, they are pretty funny. my faves are the sun and the moon one, and the WALT one.
HurleyBird Special and Banana was good.
I kinda liked the Hurley Bird Special…. but that’s it… I wouldn’t try this in front of a live audience… it could be dangerous…
you should try this on open mike night. Please tell us so we can be in the audience—with produce.
Oh man, I hope you don’t do stand up for a living.
“What’s Jin’s animal part? - - - Utters! ”
Surely that should be “udders”?
Thanks for the feedback. it’s not a huge show I’m performing for; it’s actually just an audition to be in a short film someone posted a flyer up for. It’s for a comic relief charcter. I’m going to use the ones that you guys said were good.
Thanks for everything; i look forward to your theories!!!
mate the ‘ ben and anna_banana’ is really good…i’m stealing that one :D
hhahahahahaha….+1
AAA….stick with banana & hurley bird special….those are the top billers. Good Luck….sigh
Yes but I really hope you have a day job and that you keep it. :P Just picking on you. I actually did like the Jin Udders one. Hahaha! But the others…meh.