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Jeffrey A. Croft will be introduced as a new character. He is a nurse on board the freighter who is a hermaphrodite. He assists another one of the crew members who is a flaming homosexual in hacking into the computer system in order to silence one of the other crew members that has embarrassed them thoroughly. As an aside he/she falls in luv w/ locke and eko and he hates kate!

Comments

  1. WhyBeAnAsshole Mar 18, 2008 9:17 p.m. Comment: 1

    Luv2hate/lockeko_ repeat my name three times while looking at a mirror, or any reflective surface.

  2. bobt Mar 18, 2008 9:18 p.m. Comment: 2

    flagged offensive -1.. Please lets keep this site up with sincere thought and feedback and don’t waste everyone’s time with attempts of humor

  3. ChuckG Mar 18, 2008 9:22 p.m. Comment: 3

    And will he be played by the ugly fat 50 year old who also plays luv2hatelost? Sounds exactly like him.

  4. lockeko_ Mar 18, 2008 9:31 p.m. Comment: 4

    Hey Chuck baby…I think I left my tool belt at your house…I’ll cum over tomorrow night and pick it up as soon as I drop my wife off at her night shift at jack-in-the-box. Luv Lockeko!

  5. ChuckG Mar 18, 2008 9:46 p.m. Comment: 5

    luv2luvmen — no need to hide behind fake names. Just lift your fat arse off the couch, change out of that soiled underwear, and take a walk outside.

  6. Opium32 Mar 19, 2008 4:08 a.m. Comment: 6

    anyone know what percentage of homophobes are homosexual?

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

    You’ve got a pretty mouth lockeko_

  7. AngeloComet Mar 19, 2008 4:11 a.m. Comment: 7

    Flagged as “Trollish”

  8. mrssawyer Mar 19, 2008 4:29 a.m. Comment: 8

    LuvToHearTheSoundOfMyOwnVoice you are expending an awful lot of energy on this. One might almost think you don’t have anything else to do with your time…

  9. Iuv2hatelost Mar 19, 2008 4:34 a.m. Comment: 9

    well, I see that you guys figured out my ruse, Damn, I don’t even know what a ruse is. I am really sorry to JCroft. Please forgive me man. And thanks for flagging me. The sooner I am gone the better.

  10. Iuv2hatelost Mar 19, 2008 4:58 a.m. Comment: 10

    Oh, and guys, do you know of any 12 step programs for morons. I really really need help. Don’t you think?

  11. Iuv2hatelost Mar 19, 2008 5:10 a.m. Comment: 11

    I hate kate, but I love me some Jack.

  12. lockeko Mar 19, 2008 5:16 a.m. Comment: 12

    obviously this is not the real lockeko posting this crap. If you click on my name and then lockeko_’s name you can see we are not the same Thanks.

  13. luv2hatelost Mar 19, 2008 9:15 a.m. Comment: 13

    Whats the matter lockeko…you truly are a fag and not just in the gay sex meaning…I never once mentioned that you hijacked my luv2hatelost name and started to post using it, trying to make others believe I was just as lame and pathetic as you. Now you have to make this statement ‘this is obviously not the real lockeko’…I never once made a statement like this, I just turned your little game back on you and, as usual, you crumbled under the pressure of thinking that your little website friends may read this and shun you. You are a coward…next time you lure a child or prostitute into your basement and then bury them in your backyard you might want to think about joining them.

    THE REAL LUV IS BACK!

  14. lockeko Mar 19, 2008 9:52 p.m. Comment: 14

    yeah, I’m back bitches. Bow down to me please.

  15. Iuv2hatelost Mar 19, 2008 10:21 p.m. Comment: 15

    anytime, I’ll be there for ya. I luv to play catch.

  16. Iuv2hatelost Mar 20, 2008 1:50 p.m. Comment: 16

    don’t throw too hard though. I hate hard throwers, like Lance Bass

  17. lockeko Mar 20, 2008 2:08 p.m. Comment: 17

    I don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t know the site administrator at all. I also don’t know your password, so I would have no idea how to “hack” into your account. Sorry but don’t give me credit for the funny stuff that has been coming out against you lately.

  18. lockeko_likes_boys Mar 20, 2008 5:46 p.m. Comment: 18

    You know my password…it’s lockekorapesboys1

  19. exposee666 Apr 24, 2008 6:55 p.m. Comment: 19

    You’re going to be raped in prison soon. hahahahaha

  20. exposee666 Apr 30, 2008 7:16 p.m. Comment: 20

    abyssus abyssum invocat

    Follow the trail to little doggie. Mean old dog is moving in.