LT Invasion Rant(Macro Theory)
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By risebysin
- LT Invasion Rant(Macro Theory)
- Created: Mar 3, 2008
- Last updated: Aug 14, 2008
- After episode: 2.22: Three Minutes
- Status: Current
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Jack is like totally related to Claire!
— risebysin
…what if they’re all dead and in purgatory??!?
It gets even better, stay with me here…
..they’re not only dead, but all of the events are actually taking place on the island before civilization, did you see the polar bear in the desert?!?? I mean how can a polar bear get to the desert, it MUST be from the past! I think I’m onto something!
And that’s not all..
…..I think all of the characters get a chance to redeem themselves right, like they’ve made all these mistakes in the past and the island is giving them a chance to fix everything, and then once they do or don’t, something happens!
AND….
..am I the only person that noticed MOST of the Losties have issues with their Dads? I mean HELLO, it all fits!
So basically we have all of these emo people stuck in purgatory trying to make Daddy happy to get into heaven, but it’s all happening wayyyyy before the continental drifts began…I mean c’mon, Adam & Eve were in the cave, they’re only like 50 years after them!
Also, I’m not positive, but I think Walt is going to be important, I think he can do some really crazy wild stuff! Or maybe Aaron. Or Locke might be the chosen one. Or Kate’s a spy. Or Ben is Jacob who is really Christian, who definitely wasn’t in the cabin! One of these statements is DEAD ON!
Also, I noticed that there are TWO different Desmond/Penny photos…..whats up with THAT?
Which made me think…..what if there are 2 of everyone? Did you see that bunny with the candle doctor? Where’d it come from! Maybe the real Losties are hogtied in an airport and we’re just watching clones die in their place so that their relentless and powerful parents will think they’re dead and stop looking for them!
That explains the dead voices in the jungle, that Rousseau is sure in for it! I can’t wait to find out if Alex is a human being or not! Personally, I think she’s really Mr. Friendly’s daughter(artificial insemination of course)!
Well, finally a “rant” I couldn’t agree with more! Bravo, well done! +1
And what about Walt and Aaron. I think they are both special children…and I think Ben IS the leader of the others…I am pretty sure John has a connection with the island (did anyone else notice he can walk now)…I think Jack may still be a surgeon in the future…is his dad still alive…Vincent is a dog, I am convinced of it. Why is Hurley still fat?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!!!
AND….
Vincent is a dog???
The producers have ruled out the Purgatory scenario since it first popped up. That is definitely not an option. I believe Jacob is Locke or Christian Shephard, stuck traveling in time (similar to Desmond) but their physical body died while they were “in transit” and not have no physical body to return to. PS - Aaron is really Jack and Sawyer’s “love child”….
pretty funny. Unfortunately rise, I am now forced to very selectively review all the posts here – sticking with posters I know of (you, AC, dabs, jazprof, etc.) or a post that either has +++ points or a number of comments. To be honest, it looks like a number of the really great posters aren’t posting nearly as much (not just all the posts, I don’t see these authors as much). Sad.
With all the posts on here now, it is too much to read all of them.
Oh well, I am glad Lost is stirring up so many fans this season.
Wait, this is my third post of the day – wayyyyy to much. I value my low profile : )
Yeah, purgatory is out as a theory, debunked. Nice try though. I give you a zero.
No, the island is in the FUTURE, the 4-toed statue proves it. But the future is actually the past so that’s a moot point.
And Vincent is MY dog, I’ve been looking high and low for him. Glad you guys found him but now how do I get him back? I don’t want him having any “side effects”. His constant (me) is not on the island. Also, he has been off his regular diet and you know what happens when you suddenly change a dogs diet, and he’s a big dog……
Veefre & Marlowe32: I heard the debunking was debunked by a spoiler screencap over at darkufopedia.com in which Charlie Pace time-travels to the lost city of Atlantis, goes on a vision-quest, and reads the dead sea scrolls to Jacob(who is actually Aaron) as a lullaby. And Marlowe, I’m guessing your first name isn’t Philip.
why does the 4 toed statue prove there in the future, because surely the time delay would suggest there in the past compaired with the outside world. ‘only takes them minutes to get to the boat on the helicopter but it seems like hours on the island to hear from them.
Vincent is in the casket. It’s too small for a human.
Jackob is actually the Russian name for Jacob…Mikhale is Russian…therefore Jack IS the four-toed statue from the future because Vicent only has four toes!!! I figured it out!! Someone give me a Dharma cookie!!
By the way…thanks for injecting some of the old fun we used to have here!
I think it is time to re-hash an old theory of mine involving a LOST crossover.
http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/jul/17/jack-charlie-and-smokeysmokey-/
I thought “Tattoo” was in the coffin! Oops, wrong island!!!
Did Tattoo announce the crashing of “de plane…de plane”? Maybe he is in the future because he came from the past during a flashbackforward involving the hair brushes that aren’t on the island…
Vincent is a blonde so people just write him off as dumb dog, well the laugh is on them because Vincent has known everything all along. And keep your Dharma cookies away from my Vincnent ! No telling what’s in those things.
No No Dab, Tattoo is on Jack’s ARM! It’s very like having a monkey on your back, except of course it’s not a monkey, and…um…it’s on his arm. That Phuket Woman put it there,,,(Jack: “Well…phuket…put a tattoo on my arm.”)
Annie: Say it ain’t so!
lol, ozzig. I couldn’t resist.
Oh, Jazzie For crying out loud, we all know that the arm belongs to Dr. Edgar Hallowax! He met up with “Tattoo” during a “bilocation” if you know what I mean.
Vincent took all the hairbrushes and buried them, to prevent over-zealous hair fanatics like Shannon from brushing him raw.
This is so fun…it has been so long since this place has been fun! lol
And who could forget “The Foot Dungeon”? Thoughtfully and shamelessly promoted by lockeko (and others) for months!!!
Yeah, Annie I was just gonna say somebody should get that “mofo” some frikkin sandals!
Hey, he also promoted my Danny Torrence theory…I hope those theories weren’t equated!!!
And there IS a footdungeon…it is where they keep Tattoo!!
Hey RJ, Toss me one of those Dharma beers, bro. I am in the kind of mood, where every now and again you just gotta say “Phuket”
Agreed, rmj. :-) It’s like the old days. Kudos to rise for starting this and cheering us up.
Three cheers for rise…. yea, rise yea, rise yea, rise…. lots of noise and cheering in the background
Say, did anyone notice the time delay on the site?? I think I’m “time travelling again”
Oh, dabs, I get it now…so for Dr. Ed it was Fantasy Island…
The Foot Dungeon—is that where they keep all the various spare appendages, glass eyes, extra kidneys?
Here, take this Dharma beer…it will be your constant.
rise I agree with everything you said but you left out some very important stuff…. The woman on theisland die when they get pregnant and did you know that Ben’s Mom died giving birth to him?!?! I’m not sure if anyone picked up on it but Locke’s Dad is the guy that Sawyer has been looking for all these years!! IT’S THE SAME GUY!!! That proves that the Others are all aliens and the survovirs are trapped on a spaceship and the smoke monster is one of the aliens in it’s real form who comes in and eats one of them when he gets hungry. The island is just an alien form of refrigerator and the the producers have said that Lost Fever” is sweeping the world and that’s an anagram for Leftovers Losties int eh refrigerator… leftovers …. a smoke monster alien that eats them…. it’s all so simple!! +1
this is great stuff. wow, i cant remember the last time i posted on this site.
oh and apparently the purgatory thing has been debunked.
So are we 5 minutes behind or 5 minutes ahead? And it’s only your consciousness, not your body, so no worries. lol
Seems like all the posters I can’t find came out of the shadows to post on this theory…..any chance we can get some good theories running again, or is the flood of theories overwhelming everyone?
rmj, lol, I almost forgot about the shameless promotion of the Danny Torrence theory by lockeko! It was on every post on the site!
Wait a minute, everybody! That damn Miles is trying to put the squeeze on me for some cash. He won’t share the caramilk secret with me until I do!
Ahhh, I think I may be responsible for rallying the troops in support! I am a “loyalist”.
Time to bring back the spirit!
Dab, we posted at exactly the same time!
rise, I’ve been here everyday! Don’t I count?
Annie, we’re only as strong as our weakest link, the chain has been broken :(
Wow the mysteries have all been solved and I almost missed it!!! I do think that we have overlooked the island itself It truly is the secret of the island! Did that make sense because I think I spilt my constant all over the floor.
I think Rise has been wearing his tinfoil hat too much and now hes bleending from the nose. Uh Oh
Heya Rise…trying to keep up with the Group1s …but I’ll try to be workin’ up sompin else if my brain ain’t too fried from grading papers…
Tharde, wait, are you saying like the island might have its own personality? What jungle juice you been drinkin’ man? (Gimme some if you got any left.)
I just lovvvvve to come up with these original ideas that just spout out of my brain that all.. and theres plenty more were that came from.. For example…….. the suspense builds ………I’m positive that Ben is capable of manipulating other people, and hes SMART. I can positively assure you that Ben is going to be a smart rich guy that does mean things!!!!!!
I got a little left… but dont hog it all
Rise, to answer your question…..yes, very overwhelmed. It’s frustrating to see the same ideas/theories reposted everyday for a week.
hey guys check out this theory that really, really rocks
http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/aug/25/ben-walt-and-danny-torrance-sh/
and footdungeon forever
rise, the chain can be rebuilt. Do not despair, we must all do our part and never, never forget the Foot Dungeon…
You know what they say about great minds…
Rise - I know that I can only speak for myself, but the seeming glut of new theories just seems to slow me down when using this site anymore. I must admit the new guard has seemingly taken over. But that being said I’ve still been reading the posts but most ot the posts dont have any insight, and that disappoints me. But I will still remain and hopefully things will sort themselves out soon.
Hey cool.
I was beginning to ge the impression, from the responses to my own brand of weak humor (as in, “Is Faraday Gay?”, now banished to the Troll Sector), that the regulars here were absolutely devoid of any sense of humor.
Hey guys, it’s ONLY a TV Show. A very good one, but it’s all fiction. Get a grip!!!
totally…
… rubbish
No, it has been unbunked and rebunked and overbunked and underbunked…I think they are just in a waiting area between heaven and hell, though…I really need to lay off the dharma beer.
Lecko, finally we are in the same post on the same day!
Ben ate my right shoe. I swear. I know this because I was there when it happened in the future because Miles zapped me with his ray gun.
Vincent is a polar bear that quantum leaped into a dog.
Me thinks they doth protesteth too much, RJ. Another “frostie” please!
Dude…that was a time lag with my bunked rebunked post…I posted it like 75 minutes ago…wait a minute…oh crap…I have a bloody nose…I need a constant….Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt!!!
Guys/Gals….great to know you are all still here. I was real worried.
Why not try and take the site back??? (A/C has held strong…he needs more help!). If need be, I will even post theories - although it goes against everything I apparently hold dear…I much prefer excruciatingly long comments : )
BTW, did anyone notice that it should have been dark when Flight 815 crashed but it appeared to be midday. Can someone do the time conversion if flying east from Sydney???!!!!!!
There are green aliens living under the Island and they are looking for someone they can leave their powers to.
At least we can all agree that either Ben,Sayid,Claire,Michael,Walt,Sawyer,Jack from another dimension,Bernard,Jin,Miles,Daniel,Frank or Vincent is in the coffin.
Timely post Rise “_”
Warning! Possible Spoiler: Smokey = nanobots.
Awesome…in less than half a day we are on the second page…remember the days when a theory could stay on the first page for a while? Oh the days.
Lost-Theories was my constant. Now I can’t get back…….eyes bleeding
Popcorn anyone?
Now to round this up. Adam and Eve must be Rose and Bernard because one stone is black and the other is white.
Ben is a goodie, no wait, he’s a baddie, no wait he’s good again, no wait, I got that wrong…
Charlie’s clone died but the real Charlie lives in a mental institution in Fiji connected to a worm hole in the antartic which Widmore and Paik are staffing with Polar bears. I’m right aren’t I. Tell me I’m right.
Oh and -1111111111111111 because this theory is just sooooooo lame and was it debunked by Evangaline Lilly at Lostconcomicfanmeet in 1996 before the show was even recorded which proves that if you change the oscillator to 2.4815163242 then Shannon will come back from the dead.
Mrsmrs, you’re back! And you’re right about everything, as usual! +1000
Marge floats in on the rahft
Yes, this is fun. I’ve been sunning myself over in JIMG because this site has been a tad overwhelming. Fun picture stuff happens on JIMG too - I’ve been busy: http://www.jesusismygrandpappy.com/node/422 Sooo much spy business, so little time. Anyhow - I’ll come in and post when I can. I’m not a fan of spoilers, so I’m still probably not going to search around here too much. Maybe if one of you guys posts something, send the link in an email to that group 1 list of peeps. What do you think?
Plus, as usual - I seem to be having technical difficulties with posting here on LT. sigh I didn’t have the computer hacking skills spy class to fix this all fast and easy. :(
I don’t think peeps have the time to “site hopping” Agent, so LT is where we shall remain!!
We are “loyalists”
I would like to take this jovial opportunity to cement some facts. Don’t call it an ‘idiot list’, because idiots will confuse that with Jacob’s List, or Ben’s List, or the List that Michael was given, or the List that Sayid is hunting people from off of.
a) It’s not ‘the hatch’, it’s ‘the Swan Station’, unless you’re talking about the Pearl Hatch. In which case, it’s a bunker.
b) The four-toed statue has five toes. The fifth toe is Jacob’s. Only Locke and Hurley and Ben can see it.
c) Vincent is the Black Smoke who is really Christian who is really Jacob who is really Dave, the figment of Hurley’s imagination that’s not actually a figment.
d) The Island is not an Island. It’s a big iceberg in a big lake. And it’s not just any iceberg. It’s the iceberg the Titanic hit, a revelation already foreshadowed by the Black Rock being introduced in Season One.
e) No one is in the coffin.
f) Kate’s Aaron is not the same as Claire’s Aaron. Rather this Aaron is the lovechild of Danielle and Ben that got unstuck in time until Kate nabbed him.
g) Jacob, contrary to popular belief, does not love you one little bit.
Ouch Dabbie.
Not trying to start a war here… just wanted a little help participating. I’d hang around here more if it were less difficult for me. I work full time and have a difficult enough time getting out here as it is. I enjoy being able to put pictures out on JIMG - its just a function they don’t have here. I’m not trying to convince people to jump from the loyalist ship.
…but if you guys don’t me around, I can take the hint. No skin off my nose.
Ok - sorry, I lost it there. That’s going to be the last time you see Agent pout. I just want to say, I never asked anyone here to pick up their conversations on JIMG or any other site instead of here. You hurt my feelings. The link I put out there was to a poem that I made for Sham - something I couldn’t have done here on LT. It took me a long time to make and I invested a lot of feeling into it because I consider you guys to be my friends. I guess I don’t see what I did as any different than sending people to YouTube for some fun. I don’t get why that would be so bothersome.
Sorry, Agent Marge I have no clue about what you are referring to, as I haven’t viewed your musings on that site! Nor, did I look at the link you provided here. I am also very busy, and don’t tend to read half of what is posted here these days!
You were being oversensitive in that regard, I feel. There was no malicious intent. The Dabbie is not capable of such things, although we all know what a “biatch” I can be! LOL
Let there be Peace among “The Lilacs”
OOhhhh the purple LILACS……….dreamy
Ahh… Seems like I should listen to my own advice then: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~ Marge Simpson
Peace and lilacs for the peeps! I love you guys.
Thank you for showing all of us not only how clever you are Marge, but that you yourself are more than capable of being a bit of a “biatch”
Now get the hell out of my “lilac patch”
i am sure you will be happy to know, that the only voices I hear in my head, are the ones, that tell me to stay away from “militant lesbians”, if you know what I mean!
wink
pergatory shmergatory…….I hate the heaven/hell/and purgatory theories.
Lets imagine this theory…..they were on a plane and crashed in the land of the care bears where they have to earn their belly sighs and each of them will be unique.
These are the sighs they will have
Jack= a disected bull frog Kate= A horse with a huge “rod” per say Locke= a kidney with wings, bow, and heart shaped arrow Hurley= A pig with a (4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42) bar code on the side
and on and on it goes, my seriousness is at an all time low, especially when christian beliefs of heaven and hell are introduced
Bob’s Your Uncle
Veefre, yes we have humor! Sometimes something might go over wrong, that’s all.
I am upset to discover that Jacob doesn’t love me .
Allthetime: How did you know I have an uncle Bob?
Ozzig I thought everyone has or had an uncle named Bob, or in fact wished they had an uncle named Bob, or maybe they themselves want to change their name to Bob and become an uncle in some weird crossbreeding manner and then call their kids Bob, or maybe even want their pets named after their uncle Bob who bobbed up and down in a swimming pool patented by a guy named Bob, who when mentioned where he came up with his idea said ….and I quote ” Bob’s Your Uncle”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgaQ2B2hXrI
Well, since we’re sharing inspirational videos
http://youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s
Loved it Wtfsignmeup = )
:o) wtf - that was awesome I thank you for existing.