LOST-Theories.com

…when you start calling your pets, your constants!

I forgot the +10000

After a night of romance, you give your wife a +1.

when you want to know when Oceanic’s next flight leaves… for the island.

…when the first thing you do in the morning is log on to lost-theories to read the latest new theories…. + $ 3.2 Million

lol,no matter what i say to my partner he says - ‘are we talking about lost’

even though I could be saying something along the lines of ‘I’m feeling tired’ or what shall we have eat’ ( I get the message it’s all I ever TALK ABOUT)

Good ones!!!

“After a night of romance, you give your wife a +1”

LMAO Tracker! Oh that was good!!!

When you try to brainwash your real live friend Kevin Johnson who doesn’t watch Lost that he still has work to do.

….when at work you “Google” Brain Waves and read every entry in detail in order to to learn more about Delta Brain Waves and the unconscious mind. This will, of course, lead to a better understanding of how Desmond is able to access his “universal consciousness.” LOL!

Good ones everybody. Here are some more.

When you have actually played the lotto numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42.

When you have Lostpedia as your home page on your laptop

When you feel like you have to push your wife’s button every 108 minutes or the world will come to an end.

when i look my self in the mirror and say damm i look joust like sawyer

You actually consider naming your firstborn Hugo Sayid Bernard, or naming him James Ford and calling him Sawyer.

Irocz28, Lostpedia is not my home page, but it is listed under my favorites, as is lost-theories, lost screencaps and easter eggs, lost theories, the butterfly effect, lost theories, events on the island and ABC.com Lost!

Oh yes, I also have the time zone converter, under my favorites, which came in handy (last year) when the posters on this site were discussing the departure time of 815 in Sydney in relation to the possible location of the island. (That was a great discussion!)

Oops, I guess I’m addicted!

…….when you start asking your neighbor, “Have you seen Walt lately? He’s huge!”

Funny - nino - funny!

When you spend a day off watching old episodes, focusing intently on everyone’s eye color and wondering if it has major ramifications to the show. = )

PS - Glad to see the bad guys leave the site! (I guess they weren’t on Jacob’s list.) = )

You start to find a way to connect it to everything!

You spend several hours writing a theory that is longer than a term paper.

You said to so many friends, “and that’s why you would like Lost so much.”

gosh, so many of these just hit so close to home. Don’t know how many times my friends or girlfriend have asked me if we’re talking about Lost.

I’m not addicted yet I gotta get rid of some before I take on any more

when you wish your morning cereal had a Dharma logo on it

when you look at the clock and it shows 1:08 and you wonder what is the deeper significance of that time display …

When turbulence on a plane no longer scares you because you think there is the possibility of landing on the island.

When you have a 12 page paper due tomorrow on the Former Soviet Union, but you spend two hours writing a four page theory on the Casimir Effect.

You know you are addicted to Lost when. . .

• no one will dare tell you what you can’t do.

• you don’t ask people their starsign, you ask if they’re a Jater or a Skater.

• the Valenzetti Equation, the Casimir Effect, Occam’s Razor and Minkowski Space-Time are not jargon, they are acceptable methods of communication.

• you’ve spent a week with an alarm about your person that is set to go off every 108 minutes which you have to manually switch off, just to ‘get a feel for what Des went through’.

• you end every phone conversation - work or personal - with the word “Namaste”.

• the word of Darlton is the word of God.

• in any crisis or decision-making scenario you seriously ask yourself, ‘What would Ben do?’

• you consider it fundamentally unacceptable for anyone to refer to The Swan Station as “the hatch”!

:o)

(Good post. +1)

Namaste!

..when you keep your 2nd language a secret so you hope someday you can suprise an island full of people who crashed there

..when you finish every sentence with brotha

..when you made a stick and carved Lost stuff in it

..when everytime something goes wrong you shout ‘THIS ISN’T WHAT suppose TO HAPPEN’

..when you call your dog vincent

When you wake up in the middle of the night screaming waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllt!!!!!!

…you use Lost code-names to secretly gossip about your work colleagues

…you check LT.com when you are on holiday

…you lose all your friends because you’ve given them Sawyer-style nicknames

…you accidentally write “benipulated” instead of “manipulated” in an important report at work

…when you’re walking down the road thinking about special relativity,bilocotion and wether desmond will ever be with penny!

…when I’m with friends they are all talking- but I’m wondering who adam and eve are!

when you’re wondering what Jack is doing in that advert on tv - is it a flashforward or flashback!

…you wake up at 3 a.m. with an epiphany about LOST that seemed like it would make a good theory - at the time.

…you start looking behind bookcases and large appliances in the hopes of finding a secret passage.

…while cleaning the gutters on your roof, you look down and realize the flowers you planted spell “S.O.S.”.

…your significant other starts calling a certain part of your anatomy “Mr. Friendly”.

..you see identical twins at the local mall wearing the same outfit and immediately think casimir effect and bi-location… The urge to shout, “Don’t touch each other!” crosses your mind.

…you cut yourself on a camping trip and tell your friend to “pee on it”.

…you try to explain “island stuff” to your non-LOST watching significant other (not Other)…..and then just get annoyed because he just doesnt get it. i mean, come on, who doesnt understand what a “constant” is??? g

Haha, you guys are funny. Thanks for contributing.

….when while watching Vantage Point, you couldn’t help but wonder if Jack would drop any Lost easter eggs.

i know im addicted to lost when i imagine what it would be like to live with and marry Ben!!! i know its a little sad but i just love that guy!!!!

i know im addicted to lost when I use Jack’s wedding vows to pick up women

i know when im addicted to lost when i pretend to carry a dead body over my back and then randomly tell my neighbour “you said that if i killed my father you will tell me the secrets to the island…”

…when I’m lost while walking in the forest, and I’ll follow a bearing of 325 degrees in the hope I will find a way out.

…you spend your whole holiday digging up the beach for polar bear remains.

…you can’t make a decision without asking an empty chair you’ve put in the shed.

…you paint quarantine in large letters on the inside of your front door.

…you wake up with a hangover and phone around for a constant instead of taking an aspirin.

…you write a shoppping list and give it a title of ‘Jacob’s List’.

lol@ …you can’t make a decision without asking an empty chair you’ve put in the shed.

When your ringtone is Hurley screaming “I’m one of the Oceanic 6!!!!”.

This is brilliant - thanks for brightening up my day!

… when you go to a job interview and explain that your ability to write theories about Lost is a good example of your analytical and logical skills

…you have the these tattoos and a brand.

….When you mutter 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42 in your sleep and/or doodle it randomly in books.

…. Whenever you start talking about lost your friends go Yes Ben sure without looking at you.

…. Whenever you see one of the numbers you feel the urge to shout out watch out

…. When you see someone who looks remoley like Jack you almost say Your not supposed to so this.

…. Your Angelo Comet. Sorry but is there actually a theory he hasn’t commented on?

Ha ha ha - top stuff guys …

… when you’re sure that bird which just flew past called out your name

… when you set fire to your own house just to look into the black smoke and claim that what you saw was beautiful to the firemen

… when your girlfriend tells you she’s pregnant it scares the hell out of you, no wait, that’s normal

Laters

…when any conversation(any subject) you have with someone there is always something said,(by someone other than yourself) that you find has something in it that reminds you of Lost.

I don’t understand the point of non-Theory posts here…I joined this site to discuss LOST theories (just like the name of the site) not read some mindless message board games and rants. Is there some way we can separate the fluff from the actual theories here?

… when you raid the pantry for Dharma beers before letting your other half know you lost all the mangos in a card game.

…when I drive by Sawyer Road in my hometown and cooincidentally “Strawberry Fields Forever” is playing on my iPod, I am sure Dharma had something to do with it!

When you refer to your dreams as flashbacks and daydreaming as flashforwards.

…when you feel the urge to watch party of five and see if there is a clue in Mathew Fox’s character

…when you think about naming your baby Aaron

…when Annie79, Blonde, AngeloComet, katesawack, dab, snakeskinboots, cheereyes, Irocz28 and many more are household names

….start grilling your friends about whether they are a ‘man of faith or man of science’.

alvarojpg, LOL katesaw/ack. Actually that might work too!! But most just refer to me as ksj. :-)

In computing, an ACK (also known as an acknowledgment code) is a signal passed between communicating processes or computers to signify acknowledgement, or receipt of response, as part of a communications protocol. …

Now that was smart of me, I called you out on spelling my name wrong,and then I went and did it too !!! Sorry, alvarojgp I guess I had pictures on my brain. lol

… when you spend your entire lunch break every day reading post on lost-theories.com

this has been one of the best lunch everyone is so funny and I have done many of these things. +1

…when you have the Oceanic Hotline # (1-888-548-0034) programmed into your cell phone & call it regularly to see if there is any new information.

how about you know you’re addicted to lost when you sit around thinking of all the different ways you’re addicted to lost.

I love it

Wow. Some of you people really are addicted. I thought I was hooked.

…when you think Kate and Sawyer are hot (no matter what sex you are).

I stole that one from another site. I swear I’m not gay……. not that there’s anything wrong with that. Haha.

Driveshaftdrummer, welcome to the site. If you want to separate the non theories, just hit flag, then not a theory. Or you can just skip the post. Nobody is forcing you to read these “mindless message board games and rants” as you call them.

You are awfully outspoken for someone who has been a member of the site for a whole two days.

damn straight Irocz28!! Im a newbie myself and I thought that his comment was awfully gay.

great post!! +1

KSJ, talking ACK (or 0x06 if you prefer the hex representation).

No NAK here.

ACK,NAK, or as they like to say at White Castle TAKe home a SAcK .lol

no problem ksj… everything is ok, lol… IMAO LT is great… BTW i work for the CIA and the FBI… WTF? That’s not true… OMG I blew my cover… Why do you like initials so much?

aksjmnijatjgpaji (This stands for “And ksj my name is just Alvaro the jgp are just initials”… You think that’ll stick?)

Word up Irocz

You know your addicted when…

You stand up and twirl in a panic when you hear whispering.

You frantically look for Christian when you see white shoes hanging from telephone lines.

You know you’re addicted to Lost when your memories are preceded by a ‘Whoosh’ and you refer to your past as ‘back story’!

(I go round denying I’m addicted to Lost but my 3 little boys have made up a song with guitar accompaniment about me that basically goes something like: ‘Addicted to Lost…’ over and over. You know you’re addicted to Lost when you start thinking they could be the next Drive Shaft!)

you were too busy reading theories and forgot Battlestar Galactica was back!!

You know you’re addicted to Lost when you stop asking questions that would actually help you out or make you understand your situation.

i know i am addicted to lost when…………

i make some mistakes and bad desicion and then i close my eyes and i pray that i can get back sighs

when you try to Benipulate the cop out of giving you a traffic violations

DriveShaftDrummer- Party foul on the harsh vibes man. Besides, nobody listens to the bloody drummer anyways.

+1 Irocz. great way to bring everybody back together

when you kill your entire family in order to “purge” your house

… you know your addicted to Lost ….when everyone that has voted on this subject has put it at the number five position of the Highest Rated Theory on, lost-theories.com

…sorry I looked at the wrong chart make that # 13. It sounded good though. lol

… when you seriously want the highest rated post on LT to be the corollary of the Lost-addicts themselves!

…when you stop making fun of “trekkies” because now you understand their obsession.

Im glad we were all able to put all trolls, offensive posts, and obscene language aside….. even if it is just for a day.

Thanks for contributing everyone.

Three Cheers to you Irocz28 for giving us this post ! I think it was great !

Thanks KSJ, but all I did was put it out there. It was all you other die hard fans that made this happen. I am just glad to see it was so well recieved.

Going back to what KSJ and Katrinicity said, I am also glad to see how highly rated this is. And that is not a plug for my own post, because this is not my post, this is OUR post. Theories come and go, they are proven or debunked, but this is something that really embodies what we are all about.

… when, while waiting for season four, you made a series of 18 videos where you pretended to be a rescued survivor of Oceanic 815 making video blogs disputing the cover stories of Jack and Kate and you filled them with Easter eggs and obscure references to the show and…

… hey wait…

Giving your wife a +1. Defo my Favourite haha!

lrocz28 - your comment about “trekkie” fans had me laughing out loud for about ten minutes… You are so spot on!

You know you’re addicted to LOST when you read this post, then go home and think about something clever to say…..for HOURS!!!!

BTW- I’m neither a Jater or Skater….I’m a Hater (hurley n Kate) lol

LOL! Prof, I’ve still not recovered from the final installment :-)

You know you’re addicted to lost when you yell “spoiler alert!, when friends are discussing an upcoming episode, and you refer to Sawyers hair as ‘The Precious’

… when you download Google Earth for the soul purpose of trying to figure out where the island is !!

… when everytime your 6-year-old walks into the TV room, he asks you, “is that Lost?”

Sadly, these are true for me!

haha loving this thread :)

crazy4lost, yes I downloaded google earth for that reason too lol

ok I know im addicted to lost when…

….my cat is named Sawyer, and when people say “oh as in Tom Sawyer? Is it cos he’s a Tom?” I’m like “no….its cos of Sawyer from Lost, you know Lost? Do you watch Lost?”

….When I have watched season 1 through 20 times, season 2 19 times, season 3 18 times,…and we’re just going through them all again.

….When I judge a person purely on their reaction to “Do you watch Lost?” and if they say they never got into it, they must be either stupid or lazy and I take an instant dislike. Its the first thing I ask anyone new.

….When everything remotely scientific, philosophical or spiritual always comes back round to Lost.

….When I make multiple copies of the Pilot to give to my friends to force them to watch it and get into it.

….Whenever I hear the word lost, in whatever context in any conversation, I butt in with “are you talking about Lost?” My workmates hate me.

And I love that Trekkie comment, its very spot on :)

haha top stuff, everyone!!

… when i log into lost-theories.com right before i go to sleep each night JUST IN CASE i missed something that someone else spotted

… when my Opera Browser has a saved session with the following pages only (for everyday usage) - Soccernet.espn.go.com , cnn.com and lost-theories.com

… when i say ‘oh i’ll try to get it for you’ to my girlfriend’s mother who wants to watch the first season of Lost and i rush home to begin the download of season 1 torrents.

so, you are addicted to lost when you are at your own wedding ceremony and instead of saying : ” yes, I do”, you are thinking about : ” you are not supposed to do this Jack” ( no jokes, for real)

You know you are addicted to lost when….

• You’ve spent 18 hours of your weekend watching old episodes
• You take personal credit for recommending and then successfully getting family members addicted to LOST.

(both of these I have done of course) I also like the idea of naming a cat after a character - my next kitty is going to be named Locke

You know you’re addicted when: Your fiance is pregnant, and you will only consider the names; Jack, Sawyer, Aaron, Sayid, Locke, Hugo, Ben, Jacob, and Desmond. Boy OR girl.

Great thread irocz28!! Well done! You know your addicted to Lost ….

…when you tell your visiting in-laws to please stop talking or go into another room while Lost is on. (sadly I’ve done this.)

…when you consider giving your 9 month old another bottle to help him sleep through the teething pain for one solid hour so you can watch Lost without interruption. (I admit this went through my mind too.)

…when Friday no longer represents the beginning of the weekend, but rather 6 days until your next “fix”.

…when you visit Hawaii and spend most of the time wondering if the area you happen to be in was ever used in the show.

…when your workplace passes around their weekly newsletters which include their “primary objective”, and you wonder if you’re really working for Widmore.

…when you lock the door and turn off your phone as soon as a new ep of Lost airs.

…when you meet someone who’s just as into Lost as you are and you call it synchronicity.

…when you were seriously ticked off when you realized Desperate Housewives was coming on last night instead of a rerun of Lost!

…when you realize you hate the following words: proxy, error, bad, gateway.

…when your wife catches you trying to contact the dead with a dustbuster.

…when you go on a cruise and put a note under everyone’s door saying ‘Don’t trust the captain’.

…when you and your fellow Lost-obsessed co-workers have a special whiteboard that you write down all your theories you come up with ….and when you try to get everyone in your household to watch it just so it can be an everyday discussion at dinner

when i almost canonball because like kat said they put desperate housewives instead of lost.

good to see you beatiful

“…when you visit Hawaii and spend most of the time wondering if the area you happen to be in was ever used in the show.”

btw - my cousin just got married in Hawaii and they could SEE the lost set from where they were! Now im mad that he didnt invite me…

When you hiberante from 10:01 Sunday till 8:59 next sunday (English)

When you refer to people as lostees losters and lostists and spits on floor beside him Un-losters

When you stay up till half two in the morning debating the importance of Hurley in the story line

When you long for the day when someone realises that all your theories are in fact correct

When you get frusterated trying to explain simple concepts such as flashes before your eyes to newbies and they dont get it

When you seriosly consider recomending lost watching to your school as a new subject

When you want to throttle people who refer to Hurley as the fat one Whenpeoplesaywhatwhosthathaveweseenhimbefore

and breathe Ben, calm down

… your “enter” key on your keyboard now says “execute”

…. you’ve gashed your face open just so you can have a scar like John Locke’s.

….. everytime you catch a plane you check a suitcase of hunting knives. just in case.

…… everytime someone asks you something you don’t know you say “ya gotta lift it up”

…… if someone doesn’t believe something you tell them you say “why do you find it so hard to believe (friends name)?” in a very serious way. consequently your friends have stopped speaking to you.

…… you collect dead birds and put them outside your windows in the hope of convincing your family you’re ‘special’.

…. when arrests for multiple murders you claim, ‘they were sick’ in a creepy french accent.

….When you hear the word Lost and the true meaning of the word to you has nothing to do with not knowing where you are anymore, and your brain automaticaly goes to flashes of Jack, Kate, Sawyer……..

When you repeatidly drop a toy plane into your aquarium just to check if it really falls like they show.

When you sit in front of your TV and start crying and tell everyone around you who are wonderin: ‘I dont know’! Just to feel special.

It looks like this post finally made it to the “not a theory” board. Oh well. I guess it was only a matter of time. Thanks for everyone who contributed.

-when you cant hear the word OTHERS cuz you get goosebumps.

-when you find funny to tell someone that is still on episode 406 , kate dies on episode 408!

When your friend says they are going somewhere and you see it as your chance to say in a serious tone “I’m coming with you”(and if they say no you follow anyways and pop out at them when they need help.

When you’ve found yourself repeatedly saying in a Scottish accent “I love ya Penny” and “Your gonna die Charlie”

When you find yourself trying to perfect an Australian accent (and you make the distinction that to say Charlie you rhyme it with the word jolly.

When you and your friends scream the words WALT!!!! and vincent!!! at eachother in an attemp to make fun of how annoyingly angry Michael is.

When putting a backpack on makes you feel like a badass for a split second.

When you’ve wondered what Sawyer’s nickname for you would be

And finally, when you’ve really and truly wished that you could be on the Island even though it would be scary and you might die, but god damn it would be awesome!

when you call your in laws ” the others”

I can’t believe I haven’t seen this before.

…when you write “Not Pennys Boat” in your palm for no apparent reason.

…you actually copied the code Bonnie said and you typed it in your telephone to see if it would actually work.

….When someone undermines you, you say “Don’t tell me what I can’t DO!”

….You have “Downtown”, “Make Your Own Kind of Music” and “Scentless Apprentice” on your iTunes.

….And you pronounce “Baby”, ‘By-bee’

• you call the phone number (481) 516-2342 and when the person answers you yell “YOUR PHONE NUMBER IS CURSED”

• you reffer to people who dont like lost as hostiles

• when ever someone tells you something is easy, you yell IT’S NEVER BEEN EASY!!

• your digging a “hach” in your back yard

• you only eat papia’s and boar meat

You know you are addicted to LOST when…

… you spend hours checking every LOST actors filmography details for clues (they must have been chosen “for a reason”!)

… after spending hours investigating on the net on XIXth century philosophers, you find out that Bentham’s teacher name was Blackstone and you think: “This time I am up to something!” (this is true by the way… there must be something there!)

Now it gets very serious when:

… you can’t help checking every little details around you (frames of pictures, color of shirts on old photographs, etc.) for possible signs of a breach in the space-continuum

… you wake up every morning sweating and immediately count your toes (after checking if your legs still can carry you)

… you read all books appearing in LOST… just in case you catch something you would have missed the first time around

… you always get anxious around white bunnies and will go to all extends to get them away from each other

… you raise your hands and face toward the sky whenever it rains with this strange smile on your face (creepy!)

… you really really wish Ben and Hurley were around to share a bite whenever you eat a candy bar

… you build a cabin in your garden and spend hours there on rocking chair and all you can say is “Help me” in a Jacob’s like voice (this usually goes along with wishing a visit in Santa Rosa)

… you wish you could crack the secret of time-travelling just so that you could go in the future check whether Jin is alive or not!

….you tell your friend its gonna rain in about a minute although it really won’t.

…..You say “dude” after every sentence you make.

…..You now like to wear skinny black ties.

…..You pronounce Michael- “Mai-kerr” and Sawyer- “Soya!”

All are true.

…when you think people who call you crazy for being so obsessed are crazy for not being as obsessed as you.

…when a non-Lost watcher and friend who is scared of flying is taking a flight through LA to Sydney and back a couple months later and in your farewell you say “Have you seen Lost? Good luck.”

…when you consider buying 2 traveler size bottles of vodka while in the line at the liquor store with no intention to drink them, but instead for medical purposes.

…when you meet someone who also watches Lost and before you catch their name you already have declared them your new best friend.

…when you have disregarded studying for your last final in college because you have to re-watch episodes to see if your Lost theory is possible.

…when you are wearing a Lost shirt while you are on lost-theories.com.

…when you watch the first 3 seasons of Lost on DVD in 2 and a half weeks after your friend has you watch the pilot.

…when you feel one of your biggest regrets is not catching onto Lost earlier.