LOST-Theories.com

This is like the moon landing - only real!

— MrAlpert

In response to keldac’s theory about why a theory has been debunked which was very good, I thought I’d point out a few things.

widmore

This site has been PURGED by the Dharma initiative (last summer) or even the writers of Lost and they have taken out theories by Jukin, the Kat, me, Lostsemiotic, williamwonka and others(ok it’s a bit far fetched but I’m having fun writing this anyway)

Below is a list of theories that have been debunked for no reason whatsoever (my personal favourite is Lostsemiotics ‘time-dilation’ theory , which is on the nail)– in fact there are some darn fine theories in there. Now if I were a writer of lost and wanted to keep something secret I’d make up a few passwords and ‘take-out’ some of the theories that are going to give away the ending of the story, so to speak.

Now after further investigation there seems to be a bit of course correction going and theories and theorists have been disappearing. Oldies remember ‘Kat’ - where has she gone, where are her theories and what’s even weirder where she has made comments on peoples theories (look at mine if you want to on bottom link, Kat’s comments have disappeared!) – like she NEVER existed – and there are imaginary conversations going on. What was the motive you may ask – well she worked out that you could ‘un-debunk’ theories if the writers of them went and updated them – they then appear on the highest rated page (where they should be!). It’s obvious she was a problem and she had to be ‘taken out’!

Remember what was said by Ecko - you’re next!

Of course I’m sure there are perfectly good reasons to explain these events – but I had great fun writing this post!

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/aug/16/jacob-reveal-v20/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/aug/03/where-earth-island/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/jun/04/my-attempt-explain-dharma-hans/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/may/31/bens-evil-project-island/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/may/25/its-all-based-book/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/may/24/kates-he-and-price-redemption/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/jul/11/beginings-theory/

http://lost-theories.com/theories/2007/jun/23/jacks-scar-his-forehead-big-cl/

Comments

  1. MrAlpert Apr 2, 2008 5:13 a.m. Comment: 1

    It could also explain the ‘Bag Gateway’ problem - trying to stop us posting and reading theories!

  2. wtfsignmeup Apr 2, 2008 5:25 a.m. Comment: 2

    LOL, MrAlpert, maybe the sites owned by ABC and the best theorists are being held hostage until the end of season 6 in 2010.

    I miss Kats cheerful presence and comments :(

    I’m sure she’s fine.

  3. DoubleD Apr 2, 2008 7:42 a.m. Comment: 3

    ben

  4. Autopilot123 Apr 2, 2008 7:46 a.m. Comment: 4

    How do we know your not working for abc and your just trying to make us think that httas what your doing? and junk

  5. AngeloComet Apr 2, 2008 8:28 a.m. Comment: 5

    I noticed the disappearance of Katrinicity.

    Didn’t the same thing happen to the original incarnation of Shamballa?

    It’s like 1984.

  6. X Apr 2, 2008 9:40 a.m. Comment: 6

    WEVE ALL BEEN RICK ROLL’D! ahhhhhhhhhhhh

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

  7. MrAlpert Apr 2, 2008 10:58 a.m. Comment: 7

    rick

    LOL - X, you’ve just been responsible for me listening to a few old Rick Astley songs! The Rick Astley megamix is just…….. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhLxnlNcxv8&feature=related

  8. lateralus Apr 2, 2008 11:33 a.m. Comment: 8

    If someone could remove Kat’s posts, wouldn’t it be just as easy to remove the entire theory from the board?

  9. DoubleD Apr 2, 2008 11:53 a.m. Comment: 9

    The “someone” who did it owns this site and it was done at the user’s request. It wasn’t a hacker. That’s all I know.

  10. tharde5 Apr 2, 2008 12:47 p.m. Comment: 10

    Kat was fantastic!

  11. katesawjack Apr 2, 2008 3:41 p.m. Comment: 11

    I had noticed that kat & ProfOzone both have been missing for quite some time now. I had not noticed that kat was completely erased, as if she never existed. That is a real shame,because these were two very very prolific writers, and I personally miss reading their theories as well as their comments.

    There are others as well that have quit posting with much regularity, but I still see them comment once in awhile. I realize, I haven’t mentioned everyone by name,but anyone that has been around this site a lot , will know that there are others ! +1

  12. solarchap Apr 2, 2008 7:16 p.m. Comment: 12

    I can’t believe it, all her stuff really has gone.

    We were only talking about her yesterday too in the penguins can fly post!

    Imaginary conversations about imaginary people in a post with a title based on Imagination from a video which makes you imagine.

    spooky!

  13. tinywanker Apr 2, 2008 11:02 p.m. Comment: 13

    Shh, they’re watching.

  14. Nickee Apr 3, 2008 9:37 a.m. Comment: 14

    I’ve definetly noticed MOST of the “old-timers” disappearances and personally I’m very disappointed. The quality of theories posted has declined drastically with a few exceptions.

  15. tinywanker Apr 3, 2008 10:07 a.m. Comment: 15

    Nickee you’re one of the oldies too, right?

  16. lockeko Apr 3, 2008 12:33 p.m. Comment: 16

    I think Kat will make a glorius return, maybe like the Pheonix

  17. Nickee Apr 3, 2008 1:34 p.m. Comment: 17

    Oldie but a goodie!

  18. mrssawyer Apr 3, 2008 2:57 p.m. Comment: 18

    I think when the site was rebooted way back when, loads of the users disappeared. You had to actually apply directly to Jeff to get your theories unlocked and I don’t think Kat did that. I know I had to do the same!

  19. mrssawyer Apr 3, 2008 2:58 p.m. Comment: 19

    Oh and I really miss them all. It just ain’t like it was. I think I know where to find them though so all is not Lost ;-)

  20. tinywanker Apr 3, 2008 3:50 p.m. Comment: 20

    always a goodie, mrssawyer, you’re old school too. glad you two are still around.

  21. jazprof Apr 3, 2008 4:36 p.m. Comment: 21

    Hey all—just to clarify DoubleD is right—kat asked to have her theories removed and it had nothing to do with any troll activity, hackers, or any of the recent LT turmoil. I think she’ll be back on at some point to clarify, but just so’s you don’t worry.

  22. MrAlpert Apr 3, 2008 6:31 p.m. Comment: 22

    Well I did want this to be ‘fun theory’ - still I wouldn’t put it past the lost writers to ‘debunk theories though as they are very protective over the storylines getting out. - glad kat is ok! I guess it’s like the Oceanic 6 going missing from the island - when will Kat, Prof o, shamballa and others return?

  23. Katrinicity Apr 3, 2008 8:13 p.m. Comment: 23

    Well, now… isn’t this interesting! Great theory MrAlpert! ; )

    Wow, it’s nice to “see” yall again! I apologize for not being around. There is a reason I requested for my posts and comments to be deleted - just as jaz and DoubleD say, it had nothing to do with trolls or the site or the people in it or anything like that.

    I don’t feel that a public forum is the proper way to address any details so I’ve created an email account to talk privately with anyone who has any concerns or questions. I am happy to answer them.

    You can email me at: katrinaOsix@gmail.com

    Thanks everyone for being concerned about me. I assure you that I am fine and well.

    I’ve missed yall and wish to come back and enjoy LT.

  24. katesawjack Apr 3, 2008 8:22 p.m. Comment: 24

    MrAlpert, I’m so glad you started this post,it gave us a few answers about those missing members. I hope they do return! I’ve got the Welcome Back sign picked out. :-)

  25. katesawjack Apr 3, 2008 8:26 p.m. Comment: 25

    welcome

  26. lockeko Apr 3, 2008 8:36 p.m. Comment: 26

    aw, I feel like singing the theme to welcome back cotter

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVS3WNt7yRU

  27. katesawjack Apr 3, 2008 8:52 p.m. Comment: 27

    Kotter

  28. Katrinicity Apr 3, 2008 8:52 p.m. Comment: 28

    Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!

    KSJ and locko…

    So sweet it hurts…

    Thanks ; )

  29. katesawjack Apr 3, 2008 8:58 p.m. Comment: 29

    Now all we need is for the prof to stop by and say Hi. Kat did you notice the synchronicity ! LOL

  30. Nickee Apr 3, 2008 9:47 p.m. Comment: 30

    Hi Kat!!! Its nice to see everyone!

  31. wtfsignmeup Apr 3, 2008 10:16 p.m. Comment: 31

    Great to see your user name up in lights again Katrinicity :)

  32. ProfOzone Apr 4, 2008 1 a.m. Comment: 32

    Greetings all.

    No, not brainwashed or cloned… not a ghost or hallucination… not an impersonator or a troll… and definitely not Ben’s man on the boat… just little ‘ol me.

    Where’ve I been? Well, I was scared away first of all. No, not by trolls. For some reason I barely noticed their presence. Actually, I was scared away by spoilers. And after some efforts to encourage people be more sensitive about such things but being told if I didn’t want spoilers I just shouldn’t participate in a site like this one, I took the advice I was given.

    At the same time the site started acting strange and I either couldn’t get in or was often kicked out and these problems persist for me to this day.

    Then season four started and, to be honest, the shows haven’t given me anything NEW to say. Back on my site I post notes on each episode but so far they’ve just been pointing out confirmations of the “paranormal island” and “chess game” theories that several of us “old timers” have posted time and again.

    Now, yes… part of the fun in coming here was in reading other peoples’ theories, and I DO miss that. But when the site actually allows me to get on I find it difficult to find very many theories that I’m moved to comment on. I hesitate to say that because I don’t want to give the impression that I’m some snob about such things. I think anyone who knows me knows I’m not, in fact. I used to enjoy just about everything I read here, sometimes the more outlandish the better! :-) But… it’s just different now.

    (Now please don’t get me wrong… I KNOW there are good theorists here still posting good stuff… but I can get on so rarely and it seems their theories have all been long buried by the time I get here.)

    So… I hope nobody takes my absence personally. I haven’t turned my back on the site or something. The site just hasn’t cooperated with me lately and I haven’t really had much to say.

    But even after a three-month hiatus I still have a ton of theories and comments out there, so maybe it’s good for me to let somebody else talk for a change. :-)

    My sincere apologies if my absence alarmed anyone. That wasn’t my intention, I assure you.

  33. katesawjack Apr 4, 2008 6:54 a.m. Comment: 33

    prof

    I am glad to see you’re okay! Hope you will be posting more soon! :-)

  34. Katrinicity Apr 4, 2008 8:13 a.m. Comment: 34

    KSJ, yeah I did, lol.

    Hi Nickee!! It’s good to see you! Thanks wtf!!

  35. Nickee Apr 4, 2008 8:35 a.m. Comment: 35

    Prof I definetly hear what you’re saying. I’ve just recently been able to get back on the site and actually comment. Still having trouble voting though but not because I don’t want to! Oh and I meant “us old timers”in the best possible way! Lol I wish I knew what site you’re referring to ,id pop on and check it out. Nice to see you again !!!all of you !!

  36. mrssawyer Apr 4, 2008 9:45 a.m. Comment: 36

    OMG Prof Jaz and Kat on one post! Its like christmas come early :-)

  37. Annie79 Apr 4, 2008 10:21 a.m. Comment: 37

    Kat and Prof, so nice to hear from both of you again. You’ve been missed. I’ll second Mrsmrs “It’s like Christmas come early”.

    Nickee, it’s good to see you too. I think your voting is working, but the comments and votes take up to 5 minutes to show up now. Something new Jeff introduced when the site came back up.

    Prof, I know you hate spoilers. I tried to give some advice awhile back, but gave up. There we so many new people everyday, it seemed like a senseless task at that point. However, there are others on the site who feel the same as you and do point it out from time to time.

    As for the Bad Gateway problem, it’s not as bad as it was when the site first came back up. It happens every once in a while and when it does, all you have to do is refresh the page (it does take about 6 or 7 times) and it takes you right to where you want to be.

    We’re having fun posting pictures here now too, thanks to wtf. She gave us the instructions and everyone is doing it!!

    I sound like I’m trying to entice Prof back…

  38. katesawjack Apr 4, 2008 10:46 a.m. Comment: 38

    Annie,Hip Hip Hooray, (or as some like myself), may have to someday chant ,Hip Hip Replacement !!! Hopefully not ! lol….and that is not me ! hip

  39. Annie79 Apr 4, 2008 11:21 a.m. Comment: 39

    LOL

  40. Nickee Apr 4, 2008 11:36 a.m. Comment: 40

    Wait,sham is gone too? He’s not shamballa108?