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Truly inspired my dear Prof. As you can probably gather I can see Fred again. I must say he is looking rather chic. Paranoia obviously agrees with him!

Have now caught up with episode 13 too. And Painty’s tribute.

Painty if you are reading I always seem to miss you lately. Every time I check you on a thread you have just gone so if you read this I finally managed to watch your tribute as well and I LOVED IT.

hah, mrss—I think paranoia is Fred’s bread and butter. (Or if we are Through the Looking Glass, perhaps his bread and butterfly.)

I guess if this wasn’t clear before, it’s certainly clear now that synchronicity is what has brought Fred to the island, though I’m still not sure if he was on the plane or if he has brought himself there through some power. Anthony Cooper is his grandfather on both sides so Fred is centrally connected to at least two island inhabitants (well used to be three but poor Anthony the froggie has been done in.) Thinking of family connections I’m just thinking that Fred is different from many of the men on the island in that his father is still alive and his mother is dead. Generally there’s that whole patricide theme among the men—did Fred’s Dad escape that by becoming a Woman (was that his motive?). What will the eventual death of his grandfather mean for Fred? I think the grandfather paradox of time travel is going to figure into the solution: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandfather_paradox. So when Cooper gets killed Fred can no longer have been conceived? He will/won’t exist?

The frogs—you can’t rescue them, they keep going back to the road where they get killed. The road is the island and the pond would be being rescued? Fred’s efforts to rescue them from the aliens is doomed.

Thank you Jaz. Goodness knows how but I missed that Anthony was a frog. Probably in the general excitement of having Fred back. Things are much MUCH clearer now, lol.

so kat do you think the “he kills his wife, her friends and lover” could relate to Fred & Kate in 08?

And your second point, was thinking about that too—does it mean the Fred narrative is only going to cover through Season 2? Though the FF of S3 seems to be there from the beginning. Wonder if there’ll be a twist of noone making it out of S2 alive in a reality where Fred was/wasn’t ever there (all the froggies get squished).

Thanks, my dear missus! :-)

Jaz ‘n Katrinicity… I love you guys. :-)

comin’ back at ya, Prof :-)

katricity—we are a sparkin’ team—an alternative energy source :-)

Is this a joke? I watched about 3 seconds of this video and became very afraid. I do not want to sound homophobic or anything but I have no idea what you are ozone. That person in the video was a complete freak. It’s like a morbid freaky let have sex with the family kind of thing. Why is he 2 inches from the camera? Should I call the police?

BIll: Yes, it is a joke! Precisely, the point! No worries, with Fred. Prof, is “Fred”, and no need to call the Po Pos! lol

Proffie: Very entertaining, as usual! BTW: I like Fred’s new haircut. +1

Ohhhh bill bill bill bill bill…

I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt here.

It’s possible you are so smart that you are considered “stupid” among us lesser folk when it comes to IQ and don’t fit into “regular” society.

Simply read the instructions bill. Do the words “Parody” and “Fan Fiction” come to mind?

Good. I thought so.

Bill: I know you would NEVER minus this post! You have to admire anyone who would invest their time into finding a way, to give others, a good giggle!

And, I know you do have a sense of humour, don’t you!!

Bill! Finally! Someone who GETS Fred!

Yes! He IS creepy! Well… not in the… sex with the family way… I hope… but definately a freak.

There! Take THAT all you people who think Fred’s… um… not a freak!

(Oh… and thanks dab and sham. :-)

Gosh prof you say “freak” like it’s a bad thing :-)

So was just realizing that Cooper is killed S3 so maybe Fred needs to keep S3 from coming about in order to live.

love,

jazfreak the freakin’ cymbal player with the all-star freaky LT orchestra

Oo, can I be the conductor? I’ll add that to my list of occupations in my profile.

absofreakinlootley! In fact I think you may always already BE the conductor (since the score is synchronized)

(I was gonna start assigning other parts but didn’t want to leave anyone out so grab your positions and get freaky!)

Kelp dog anyone? :D

I’m partial to the timpani and bongos oh wise ones.

bows humbly and fades into the LT background

Can I be the whacked out, freaky Conductor?? Because I can’t sing or play an instrument!

I hope Fred realizes he should take his suspicions to Sayid instead of Jack…then we’ll see some action.

Any word on the rumours about “Fred the Musical”?

heh I was thinking of you on percussion sham

and somehow kat on lead guitar :-)

I don’t see why not dabbie—I think we should definitely have more than one conductor and at least two contrasting times or more—You know there could be the norm of 4/4 time, and then a lot of alternative timelines like 12/8 and 2/2 and 3/4…

I think we need some singers too—possible in gold lame gowns going “do dee do dee do dee do wa dee do dee do dee do dee do wa dee…”

wtf would you be up for that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ88oTITMoM&mode=related&search=

a very Fred appropriate song actually

actually, prof, I think bill is even more right about the sex in the family thing………..Weren’t Fred’s parents first cousins or half-siblings or something?

Fred has a more pronounced right arm tick in this video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0X4HAIwJBEU

I’m watching you kids. I own the pearl. :)

Um hum! I can relate! Having done my share of duty from “the pearl”, it just might be the best place to be, at times. It provides the viewer with some rather interesting views.

BTW: That video is an oldie, but a goodie! Haven’t heard it awhile, though!

Kat: Loved the “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Video! Cool!

shell, they were half siblings—Anthony Cooper was their father—so Fred’s grandfather on both sides.

Heh, katndahat, ditto what dab said—great version of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”

Whatever, Prof!!

Look! Fred may be a freak, but he’s still a cute freak!

…sooo cute, in fact….

….I could just……

BAMMMM!!!!

….tackle him!!

“…um, you OK?”

;-)

Shell, I noticed that about his arm too! LOL!

….an arm tick….hmmm, interesting….

Maybe Fred’s tick comes from the fact that his parents were half-siblings.

Previously on Heroes

Just doesn’t have the same ring…

how about

Previously on Fred

PG… you… tackled Fred? Is he OK?

I mean… he’s a fragile guy. You should be more careful.

There’s something ON Fred? or wait…maybe it’s someone :-) Everyone pile on Fred! O, but yeah like prof said, maybe we should be careful—I mean his grandfather is Anthony. And Anthony turned out to be kind of squishy.

OSHA regulations dictate that no one may pile onto Fred until roll bars and safety harnesses are installed.

Prof: Be more careful?….Be more careful? HA!!

What do you think the point of tackling is?

It’s suppose to be rough! …Duh!

But don’t worry, Fred can handle it!

Fred’s quite alright! :-)

Hm. Someone thinks she’s above the law.

I think we need to make a call to Homeland Security…

LOL!! Prof, Prof, Prof!

Above the law? ….HA!

Honey, I AM the Law!!

Now, deal with IT!!!

….that’s right, you heard me!

Deal with it or else!!!

hmmm, better tell Locke. Think he might have been planning to use Fred as a counter-weight on the next Trebuchet design.

In honor of Anthony:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1vH2rjUshk

Mmmm Kat, Anthony does taste good but not as good as Prof’s leg.

=:^O

Hey Missus! Thanks for your kind words! I’m glad you liked my videos! :)

mrss—is this why there’s a hole in the Ozone! ‘cause of your nibbling! Let’s hope Al Gore doesn’t hear about this. (I’ll never tell.)

Course it could be that the hole is supposed to be there—kinda like donuts. :-)

jaz, you are a genius in my mind.

Take it for what it’s worth.

Jaz is it permissible for a Brit to plead the fifth amendment? I’ve got a very good alibi.

PG I’m looking forward to the next installment!

See! It was Kat! She made me do it! Oh no, have I said too much?

LOL! Jaz! A hole in the ozone due to the nibbling….

I think Prof likes lil’ nibblers…so he probably doesn’t mind….

This is so funny!

Heh, maybe I should change my screen name to Ja’zayid :-)

Didn’t even lay a finger on ya mrss and already you’re naming alleged co-conspirators. Don’t even have to ask—”Where were you on the evening of Sept. 27 at 7:43 pm—’Cause I KNOW!” Mwahahahaha! Now let’s hear that alibi, and pray make it improbable!

Thanks kindly, kat and sham—guess I should hang out in sham’s mind more often. :-D

My, my, My Katilicious Tigress, you have learned well! Keep it up! I am loving every minute of you.

She’s on a roll today, peeps, look out!

Ja’zayid. I love it! Kat maybe you SHOULD be worried.

Ow! Jaz stop pulling that. It really hurts! and for the love of god put those clamps down!!

huh, wha…did kat mention donuts….powdered, glazed, filled, flaky donuts?

holes? rabbit holes, worm holes, black holes, white holes, Ace in the hole, Toad in the hole, square peg in round hole, hole in the wall, hole in my head, holistic, holy….jaz spins round in circles, falls down a hole in her pocket

Holy Donuts, Batman, where the heck am I? brushing powdered sugar off her face

I was 23 years old when the Americans came to my country with their nefarious pastries. I was a good woman. I was a soldier. And when they left, I was something different. For the next six years, I did things I wish I could erase from my memory, things which I never thought myself to be capable of. But I did come to learn this. Nibbling will always be something that I am capable of. You want to know who I am? [pause] My name is J’azayid Jarrah…and I am a donut eater.

(and now I’m off to drum in a talent show—have more fun all!)

Hmm, Mrs. I come to find out where you really were on the 27th, and the other things you do in your spare time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtuqFKoUrdA

Katilicious! Jello shots with you, any day of the week, baaaby!! And, I am a little kinky that way, but it’s still all good!

The Fred menace has been… consumed…

Hail Satin and the Great Cosmic Donut of Mystery.

Amen.

Kat: Perhaps, this will take care of you and me, and get Jazzamatazz at the same time!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6p5kEBZia8

Me, too!! I don’t know about you, but I sure had fun!!! LOL

Must get all this jello off of me, now!!!

Nino, oh Nino!! Where are you my biatch?

OMG Dab you have me down to a tee! I’m ab SO Ab Fab its untrue :-)

Haven’t seen Nino for a while. I think you might have worn him out Dabbie, lol.

Mrs! Me too! Well, just a little bit! Here’s what else I caught on tape! You and I really need to talk!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDm4z3dcduc

If I may interject here…

Theorists are friends… not food…

heh…You sounded like Bruce, the shark, in Finding Nemo…

Anyway, I’m with Prof on this one….

This is no place for highly disturbing cannibalistic behavior! I mean, it’s not like we are all starving on a deserted island or anything, and even then, I would never think of doing such a thing.

Now, as delicious as Prof may be…he will no longer be on the menu!!

Now back off people!!…..Or I will tackle you too!!

Yes, I would have to agree with you there, PG. Some of us, are obviously more hungry, than others!

It’s all good, though!

Whatever floats your boat!

LOL! ….”Brucie”

If you appreciate humour, you may find this amusing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxOljd9oOzo

I have a bodyguard? Sweet.

:) Don’t mention it!

OK, nibbling is fine… but no more sauces!!!!

Do you guys notice that in both videos with short hair, he doesn’t show the top of his head?

Do you think that maybe there are wires coming out the top? Hair needed to be trimmed to prevent sparkage? Maybe that wire that has been in the background on all his videos?

Hey Kat, I see what you’re saying, that there appears to be some sort of contradiction regarding a bodyguard who tackles her client. :)

OK, let me try to explain. As a bodyguard, I am to protect my client from anything that would cause him harm, such as…….oh , I don’t know, say…..being eaten alive! And I realize that being tackled seems to be dangerous, even potentially harmful, but in this case he isn’t in any danger or anything. So, it’s all good! Besides, as it turns out, Prof here actually likes to be tackled!! I know!! Who would of thought? :-)

Prof: Sooooo, nibbling is fine…..alright…..

Whatever you say, Smallville….

Sure, who wouldn’t enjoy having his body ruthlessly pummeled by mad Amazons that are hellbent on his utter destruction?

Every guy’s dream.

Isn’t it?

shell: You’re a genius. I wish I’d have thought of that.

kat and PG: Hey you know what… I think you two might just be “saucy” enough for all of us!

saucy?…..yeah, if only I had a dollar for every time I heard that….