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… to the crash of Oceanic flight 815!

Three years ago today, John got his legs back. Rose got her life back. Kate got her freedom back. Desmond got his boat back. The Others got their game back. Jacob got his hope back. Did Hurley get his luck back? Michael got his son back (again). Jin and Sun got their marriage back (although they didn’t really know it yet). Charlie got his sobriety back (although he didn’t know it yet either). Claire got her purpose back (dang, there’s a lot of things these people didn’t know). Sayid and Sawyer got “the wild” back (they both seem to thrive in that environment). Jack got a new thing to fix and Boone got a butt-load of pens!

Let’s celebrate!

Comments

  1. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 6:36 a.m. Comment: 1

    Three years ago today I was thinking. “Great, another frickin’ reality show about people on an island”. Needless to say I was wrong, wrong, wrong! I’m just glad a buddy of mine turned me on to TV history in the making.

  2. wtfsignmeup Sep 22, 2007 7:04 a.m. Comment: 2

    Happy Crash Day ,Losties!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noelDB6CqJo

  3. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 7:16 a.m. Comment: 3

    That’s right, Prof!

    Sham: I thought it was going to be somewhat like survivor too, so I didn’t watch it the first season. I’m so glad my dad got me started it. He got the season 1 dvds and let me borrow them!! He knew I’d love it!

  4. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 7:50 a.m. Comment: 4

    Hey, don’t forget about Kate! And Kate got her freedom back.

  5. BCapper92 Sep 22, 2007 7:56 a.m. Comment: 5

    Woo…:D yeaaa

  6. ProfOzone Sep 22, 2007 8:14 a.m. Comment: 6

    I mentioned Kate!

    Ben got his back back. ;-)

  7. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 8:15 a.m. Comment: 7

    um”…..

    PG looks down

    oops”….

    Man!! Just when I thought, “Wow, I corrected Prof! HAHAHA!”

    grrrr”……..sigh

    I read over it twice and I could have sworn you missed Kate…but obviously I was wrong… sorry! :)

  8. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 8:17 a.m. Comment: 8

    Darn it ! You replied before I posted my retraction….

  9. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 8:29 a.m. Comment: 9

    hmmm…..

    Wait a minute!…. Wait just one minute!….

    Maaaybeee you did miss it and then you edited your post and then added it in there!

    AH-HA!!

  10. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 8:30 a.m. Comment: 10

    Baby got back…

    Well not net, maybe Juliet will bring that about yet. :)

  11. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 8:30 a.m. Comment: 11

    net = yet

  12. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 8:38 a.m. Comment: 12

    Sham!! …my word!

    :) …Well, come Feb., Jack’s bringin’ sexy back!!

  13. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 9:03 a.m. Comment: 13

    LOL!

    I was talking about the pregnancy issue being solved.

    Now we know who’s mind is in the gutter. ;)

    Although, Juliet’s definitely got “back” and some front come to think of it.

  14. ProfOzone Sep 22, 2007 9:09 a.m. Comment: 14

    Nope, PG… sorry… I had Kate in there all along. But thanks for playing!

    :-)

  15. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 9:22 a.m. Comment: 15

    GASP!!!

    SHAM-BALL-A!! Ugh!!! You sneak! You set me up!

    And YOU Prof, must you rub it in?

    And who said I’m done playing?….

    2 “Trinity” Bullet-Time-Kick-Moves, coming right up!!!

  16. Annie79 Sep 22, 2007 10:05 a.m. Comment: 16

    Hey PG, what do you expect from LTers that abandoned us last night?

    Happy Anniversary Lost!

    And here”s to us ! Lost brought all of us together!

  17. ProfOzone Sep 22, 2007 10:22 a.m. Comment: 17

    A big amen to that, Annie.

    A BIG ‘ol amen to that.

    Say, dab… about that special song you wanted me to write for LOST and our L-T family… I think I’ve got the lyrics and the melody down. The rest of it… well, that’s the hard part. I’ll have to work with my partner on that (and he lives 100 miles away) so it’ll take some time.

    Just wanted to give you an update because I know you’ll be wanting one.

    Bullet-time Trinity Kick… well, if a guy’s gonna go down, that is definitely the way to go…

  18. Hexagon01 Sep 22, 2007 10:28 a.m. Comment: 18

    Happy Crash Day everyone!

  19. dabiatchishere Sep 22, 2007 10:53 a.m. Comment: 19

    Proffie: Brilliant observations! Right on, as usual! +1

    Thanks for the update! I have the patience of a saint, so no worries.

  20. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 11:59 a.m. Comment: 20

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVSH3YZzX7U

  21. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 1:13 p.m. Comment: 21

    Three years ago today, the phrase “Pee on it” took on new meaning…

  22. ProfOzone Sep 22, 2007 1:52 p.m. Comment: 22

    Three years ago today, millions of men started wishing they lived in Australia and that their name was Charlie.

  23. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 2:21 p.m. Comment: 23

    Ben got a doctor who makes house calls…

    While Claire got a new maternity specialist…

    Cindy got something to watch.

    Rousseau got Alex back.

    The island got a new champion.

  24. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:34 p.m. Comment: 24

    …Vincent found Rodger’s arm, or what was left of it.

    Sun was spotted in a bikini (hubba hubba)

    Prof started looking for a missing walkie…

  25. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:34 p.m. Comment: 25

    so…. anyone over here?

  26. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:38 p.m. Comment: 26

    poor Artz got….well, he got splattered

  27. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:39 p.m. Comment: 27

    The Super Awesome Time is at 4:00pm

  28. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:40 p.m. Comment: 28

    Four score and minus 77 years ago…

    The TV gods actually gave us the viewer something worthy of our time to watch.

  29. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:41 p.m. Comment: 29

    I’ll toast to that

  30. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:43 p.m. Comment: 30

    clank

    Sorry, using my pewter mug tonight PG. :)

  31. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 2:44 p.m. Comment: 31

    Parents everywhere got a reason not to name their sons “Walt.”

    A number of people learned what Synchro-freakin-nicity was all about!

    People developed new-found interests in 18-century philosophers, quantum physics, Eastern religion, Jung, Astral Travel, Behaviorism…

    Women decided to increase their wardrobe of tanktops,

    I found a bunch of fantastic people :-)

  32. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:47 p.m. Comment: 32

    …Ben became a four letter word

  33. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:49 p.m. Comment: 33

    hmm maybe “splattered isn’t the right word” detonated, blasted… He got kablooied!

  34. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:50 p.m. Comment: 34

    Amen to the “found a bunch of fantastic people” observation jaz.! :)

  35. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:52 p.m. Comment: 35

    by the way, you have some on ya.

  36. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 2:53 p.m. Comment: 36

    or as jaz might say.. He went Ka- Freakin’ -Blooey!!

  37. Stip Sep 22, 2007 2:54 p.m. Comment: 37

    3yrs ago, I didn’t know any of you….fantastic people.

    Whooda thunk it I could ignite a bar with MaCutcheon whiskey and dance my ass off with a bunch of wild women?

  38. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:55 p.m. Comment: 38

    His light was dim in the halls of shamballa.

  39. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:58 p.m. Comment: 39

    does a double flip off of the flaming bar top and high fives the Stipster

    Amen brotha…

  40. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 2:59 p.m. Comment: 40

    One word… quality.

  41. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:07 p.m. Comment: 41

    pops in a CD and jumps back on the flaming bar

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDpVS7D9AJs

  42. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:10 p.m. Comment: 42

    It was meant to be. It was our density, I mean, destiny. :)

  43. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:14 p.m. Comment: 43

    So that means we have all been dating for three years…

  44. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 3:20 p.m. Comment: 44

    :-)

  45. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:21 p.m. Comment: 45

    rubs some aloe on his burt chin, sits back, and enjoys the show

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-393404286951590823&q=disco+inferno&total=1437&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

  46. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 3:22 p.m. Comment: 46

    Sham, I like the George McFly line! I love that movie!

    GREAT SCOTT!!”

  47. Paintgirl18 Sep 22, 2007 3:23 p.m. Comment: 47

    all the guys are thinking, “GREAT SCOTT!”

  48. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 3:23 p.m. Comment: 48

    xxxxxxoooooo

    howling

    LT women dance the flaming flamenco—the flames rise higher—throw some Dharma kernels up here guys—we’re popping

    sham, considering the number of us—its our density too, our love density :-)

    PG—considering Artz’s name, maybe he got Jackson Pollocked!

  49. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:24 p.m. Comment: 49

    Tis a classic.

    My fave line from Huey Lewis…

    I’m sorry, but you’re just too darn loud.”

  50. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:26 p.m. Comment: 50

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-393404286951590823&q=disco+inferno&total=1437&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=1

    Couldn’t help it…

  51. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:31 p.m. Comment: 51

    drinks one for stip and thinks, “man, he’s been in the bathroom for quite some time”

  52. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:33 p.m. Comment: 52

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1547709759178730871&q=burning+down+the+house&total=1150&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

  53. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:40 p.m. Comment: 53

    This one is for dab and I.

    We got knocked down, but we got up again dammit! :)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lJIjdajBww

  54. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 3:45 p.m. Comment: 54

    heh, katnicity…sometimes I channel Sawyer…

    toast to sham & dab

  55. ProfOzone Sep 22, 2007 3:47 p.m. Comment: 55

    Three years ago today, Vincent never had to beg to “go out” again.

    Three years ago today, smoke monster got snacks.

    Three years ago today, Desmond got his key to courage (clothing optional).

    Three years ago today, Hurley’s last batteries started going dead.

    Three years ago today, Sawyer heard “redneck” for the first time on the island.

    Three years ago today, we learned to count to five when we’re scared poopless.

    Three years ago today, we wondered what kind of thing rips up trees and sounds like a New York City cab meter.

    Three years ago today, we wondered what the heck was up with the scarred bald guy.

    Three years ago today, we wondered “If she’s worried about sand fleas, why doesn’t she put some clothes on?”

    Three years ago today, we wondered, “How can they be wearing dead passengers’ clothes when they all fit so well?”

    Three years ago today, we wondered, “Am I going to be the only person who thinks this show is totally awesome?”

    A little less than three years ago, we rejoiced in learning the answer was no.

  56. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:57 p.m. Comment: 56

    Three years ago today, I had a flashforward that we would be talking about the third anniversary of Lost… even though it hadn’t happened yet.

  57. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 3:59 p.m. Comment: 57

    here’s to rejoicing…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoaXgiCA_C4&mode=related&search=

  58. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 3:59 p.m. Comment: 58

    Thanks jazzie jaz.

    Thou art a gentlewoman and a scholar.

  59. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:06 p.m. Comment: 59

    you are most welcome

    And A Very Happy Synchronnivercity to us all!

  60. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:09 p.m. Comment: 60

    to all of us on the Lost-Crack

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzW5qtpddrs&mode=related&search=

  61. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:09 p.m. Comment: 61

    God bless us, everyone…

  62. dabiatchishere Sep 22, 2007 4:10 p.m. Comment: 62

    Shammie: Thanks for the video! It made me smile! Count on seeing that one again! I also loved, Burn, baby. burn!

    And, thanks, Jazzie! I, too have met some keepers, here!

    Found a really cool Madonna video! The song is my favourite! The video just tickles me!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIuUc_Wtpg

  63. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:11 p.m. Comment: 63

    Sweeeeet jaz

  64. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:17 p.m. Comment: 64

    I still move my rear to Madonna dabby. That is a good one.

  65. dabiatchishere Sep 22, 2007 4:18 p.m. Comment: 65

    Glad you enjoyed! Off to cook up some food, now!

  66. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:19 p.m. Comment: 66

    Always already joyful—we are on an eternal return :-)

  67. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:19 p.m. Comment: 67

    It’s still love that holds us all together…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkBltfEqb7s

  68. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:29 p.m. Comment: 68

    LOL! They even put a bit of Norwgian Wood in at the end. A nod to the Beatles.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5017942981003541851&q=beatles+norwegian+wood&total=283&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=0

  69. JediRedeye Sep 22, 2007 4:34 p.m. Comment: 69

    ….and then they ate Sir Robin’s minstrels and there was much rejoicing.

  70. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:43 p.m. Comment: 70

    Speaking of Python…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eCdIe0wdvU

  71. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:47 p.m. Comment: 71

    I did kit kat. Good eye. :)

  72. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:48 p.m. Comment: 72

    Jedi, LOL

    kat, introduced by Sammy Davis Jr. no less

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lNVit7cesj8

  73. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:48 p.m. Comment: 73

    How’s the weather down there Jedi?

  74. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:53 p.m. Comment: 74

    sham, my hero….

    but seriously, Dahling! No Capes! Stratogale! April 23rd, ‘57. Cape caught in a jet turbine. Meta-man, express elevator. Dynaguy, snag on takeoff. Splashdown, sucked into a vortex. No capes!

  75. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 4:55 p.m. Comment: 75

    To Jack and the time travel folks out there…

    A little Halle tucked in there but it’s the studio version of the song.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLya_2sNuUA

  76. jazprof Sep 22, 2007 4:57 p.m. Comment: 76

    got to go consider my dinner options—I leave you with these words of wisdom: Never look back, dahling; it distracts from the now. (from the philosophy of Edna Mole.)

  77. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 5:15 p.m. Comment: 77

    heh

    I didn’t Edna even ate

  78. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 5:16 p.m. Comment: 78

    know even

  79. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 5:35 p.m. Comment: 79

    Night jazztard

    i know what you mean kat

    things happen when they need to

  80. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 5:36 p.m. Comment: 80

    and often when they are least expected

  81. shamballa Sep 22, 2007 5:38 p.m. Comment: 81

    dinner calls

  82. nino Sep 22, 2007 7:53 p.m. Comment: 82

    AND THREE YEARS AGO I WAS DRUNK

  83. nino Sep 22, 2007 8:04 p.m. Comment: 83

    no seriously i was gonna go out on a date and i cancelled because the previews from lost caught my attention.

    did i make the right choice?

  84. Annie79 Sep 22, 2007 8:50 p.m. Comment: 84

    nino, are you married yet?

  85. Annie79 Sep 22, 2007 8:58 p.m. Comment: 85

    Nevermind, nino, yes you made the right choice!!!!!!

    We all did!! :-)

  86. wtfsignmeup Sep 22, 2007 9:12 p.m. Comment: 86

    I wasnt watching it for the first season and a half…all my friends and co-workers were talking about it but i felt like i had missed too much to start watching it .Then my sister put me on to the box sets at the video store and i was hooked.It was really great watching those first two seasons all at once on dvd..

  87. Annie79 Sep 22, 2007 9:13 p.m. Comment: 87

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM5HdQ789no

    My final anniversary tribute to Lost and to all of us at LT before I tuck myself in to watch some TV.

    Nite all….

  88. Annie79 Sep 22, 2007 9:15 p.m. Comment: 88

    wtf: Wow, that must have taken some catching up to do!!!

    I was there from night one.

  89. wtfsignmeup Sep 22, 2007 9:42 p.m. Comment: 89

    Annie..I watched it all over 2 weekends lol.

    Heres my new favourite charlie vid. why chaarlie?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSS24BmohyY

  90. nino Sep 22, 2007 10:14 p.m. Comment: 90

    hey annie

    no im not married im single

    hello kat

    hi wtf

  91. lockeko Sep 23, 2007 6:56 a.m. Comment: 91

    to all my lt friends on Crash Day.

    Lost-Crack really needs a (TM)

    Nino, glad to see you back after the way you jumped in the mustang and took off the other day

  92. dabiatchishere Sep 23, 2007 8:20 a.m. Comment: 92

    Shamalama Man! Check out the recent “Casual Friday” post! The Survivors Club on LT, has risen to three!

    Turns out, that our good friend Locko is also a member!

    How cool, is that!!

  93. nino Sep 23, 2007 9:32 a.m. Comment: 93

    thanks lock i will never change you guys for the lost tv forum

  94. Annie79 Sep 23, 2007 11:49 a.m. Comment: 94

    nino, well, I still think you made the right choice!!!!!

    lockeko, left a message for you on the Freaky Friday thread.

  95. katesawjack Sep 23, 2007 8:53 p.m. Comment: 95

    I hope this thread isn’t over. It seem I’m always a few steps behind on getting in on stuff. I just wanted to tell wtf ,Thank you veerry much for that charlie & CLAIRE video. But I just realized after seeing it, how much I will miss seeing Charlie! :- (

  96. wtfsignmeup Sep 24, 2007 5:29 a.m. Comment: 96

    glad you liked it katesaw…sorry for leaving CLAIRE out of the intro lol.

  97. Paintgirl18 Sep 24, 2007 4:35 p.m. Comment: 97

    worms

  98. Stip Sep 24, 2007 8:56 p.m. Comment: 98

    Stip walks out of the bathroom shaking his leg

    Damn!”

    Stip watches security tape highlight of Sham doing a double flip off of the flaming bar top and high fiving the Stipster

    Ah man! How come I had to miss that!

    Stip takes a dab of aloe and smears it on his chin

    Katnicity, girl, we all need to party, for like…real.

    Stip steals worm from PG and flings it across the bar

    Wet Willie!”

  99. Paintgirl18 Sep 24, 2007 9:32 p.m. Comment: 99

    LOL!

  100. Paintgirl18 Sep 28, 2007 9:29 p.m. Comment: 100

    Ewww!”

    PG squirms out of the way to dodge worm

    Stip!! Don’t you ever fling a worm at me again! In fact, don’t ever fling anything at me again…Eh-Ver!! Now, look. Someone opened a can of worms!”

    PG, with one hand on her hip and the other pointing all around, tells Stip….

    So now we gotta get all of these worms back into the can or….”

    Stip says, “Or what?”

    PG gets right up in Stip’s face

    PG says, “Or all hell is gonna break loose!……Now GO!!!