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dude, as always, you are awesome

quick response—stellar as always. My hats off to the crew, the producer, the gaffer, everyone involved…

The tense was odd in one part “Meanwhile John & Boone had found the hatch that I talked to you about before, except nobody knows that yet…”

That’s more the way you talk about a story than a real event that happened to you.

“heeding the call of nature” shoutout to Fred fan fiction…Wooot!

Gosh, Prof, why did you do that to me? I lost —no pun intended— track some time ago, so now I’ve got 11 videos to go… ;-)

Prof, who is the agent in this video

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/453761/willvschocolate/

Ehrm… Prof, do you YouTube? If you don’t, is there any way I could download the FFFred videos, so that I could go iPod and watch them while offline?

Ah, sorry dude… I pretty-much just put them on meta…

jaz… how very perceptive of you… :-) Keep in mind… Fred always stayed on the beach. Most of what he knows… he was told by others…

Proffie: Nice Job!

Ok. I had to ask… ;-)

Thank ye kindly, dab…

Ye, welcome, Proffie!

Hah! Now I’ve got all of them downloaded! Guys, Firefox + UnPlug, that’s a marriage made in Heaven…

Oh… and thank you too, lockeko…

Are you asking about the woman in that video? Her name’s Sherri… she’s a very talented actress. I hope she’ll be in some of my future films… where she can have a more impressive role.

Thanks Prof,

Being from the Grammar Quadrant, I tend to notice these things.

He’s been on the beach the whole time. Someone is telling him these things. That seems significant. Someone on the island, or someone in a lab in Michigan? hmmmmm…

:-) Good deal, Occam… hope you enjoy them.

Many of them have clues that are revealed in future episodes, so… you might want to read comments in past posts to see what secrets were revealed! After you’ve watched them all, of course.

Heh… jaz… I’ll never tell…

Or maybe I will!

Will he tell or won’t he…(a certain musical overture is racing through my head)

Maybe it’s Prof who’s working in a lab in Michigan…

I did recently visit Hell and Paradise, which are both in Michigan. To get to Paradise from Hell you have to reach the apex of the Turtle’s Shell (you know, the one upon which the world rests? It really is turtles all the way down, by the way…) where the Bridge to Paradise is (or the Bridge to Hell if you’re coming from the other direction). Of course, it’s easier just to call it the Mackinac Bridge (the word “mackinac” derived from an Ojibway word for “Great Turtle”). University of Michigan-Flint is right on the way from Hell to Paradise. But I, um… didn’t stop by…

Or did I?!

I like how the world rests upon Shell story. It has a nice ring to it.

Prof, are you saying that Flint is like Limbo between paradise and hell? is that a clue that all these guys on the island are in limbo :}

He did say that the aliens wanted to keep everyone on the island for these bizarre experiments. So everyone is in on an experiment.

He has a odd tick in his right arm. He flicks it up a couple of times during this video and I’ve noticed it in previous ones as well. Another example of neurologic issues with Fred.

Oh, and also, went to check if Prof changed his picture or his hair (and he did) and interestingly, in the picture there is a shadow on the wall that looks just like Jacob…….Maybe that’s a clue? Fred is jacob!

Heh, so Prof does this mean you got to write off your trip to Hell/Heaven as a business expense? ‘Cause I think that would be a hoot.

ahhh, kat…”spooky” — didn’t Sawyer call Fred himself “spooky”—which can mean both ghostly and a spy (slang for CIA agent)?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Up-HTdcvJ20

shell, heh, your delts must be in amazingly good shape. :-) I forgot is Limbo supposed to exist anymore (according to the Pope)? Everyone in on the experiment? I’m not sure…Vincent seems central…have to have a think about that…

He’s definitely a spy. Shell, I think you may be onto something with the Fred=Jacob idea… HMmmmm…..

Does Fred own a fedora, whip, and leather bomber jacket? They could come in handy at the temple.

sham: No. But he does say, “I don’t know… I’m just making this up as I go along…” a lot.

A WHOLE lot.

Er wait… no, that’s me… Sorry, Fred…

zips on her partay dress in anticipation for the weekend

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0e7tmZv8J3Q

You’re evil, kat. Pure evil.

Just for that… no answers for you!

Kat, don’t listen to him… you’re “da bomb”

kat, you are awesome! lol

hmmm, is there a Fred/Hurley bond after Hurley peed on Fred’s foot? Or is it more like the Dave/Hurley bond?

pfffft…I don’t think he could do a French Woman’s accent…he’s just a skeert…

Heh… yeah… that’s it… I’m a skeert. :-)

kat knows it isn’t the criticism that’s the problem… the truth is she knows that I’d intended to put just that kind of scene in the video but was unable to due to… continuity problems… and I lamented the missed opportunity so much that I actually confided in her about it.

And then she had to go and rub it in…

So… evil… :-)

Of course, now that I’ve explained it I know that I’ve transformed her from martyr to hero.

Pure… evil…

Oh man….awesome AND evil! unbeatable…. :-) and you haven’t even taken her wrath into account (I would)…

Yeah, you’re a skeert…but apparently not a French skeert…

I’m so confused… but that’s ok. The main reason I watch this is to laugh

Agent… the producers insist that Fred is NOT… repeat NOT… a spy. Or even an alien sleeper agent.

OR IS HE???

see what I mean…. I don’t get it…..

alien? spy? sleeper agine?….isn’t he just some guy from Iowa that loves macaroni?

oops “sleeper agenT”

Well, I think we need to mine Prof for more information and to try and remove his “OR.”

Yes well, the real reason “Fred” eats macaroni and cheese has to do with an unfortunate poisoning incident that involved my world famous pork chops…

Me likes!

Yes, I won’t be giving away too many of my spy secrets all at once. wink

LOL - um… I’m not even able to keep up with my many personas! I will set the record clear to preserve my … uh… honor… (but I’m laughing too hard…) ‘cause Homie likes my pork chops too…. Homer: You know, Marge, you make the best pork chops in the whole world. Marge: Oh, Homer, they’re nothing special. The extra ingredient is care.

The muppet thing was a fluke, a fluke I tell you….

See… even Kermit seems scared of Piggy… and wait a minute, did I see Hoff???!

http://www.webratsmusic.com/video-5093-she-drives-me-crazy-short-version.php

Somebody better figure out this LOST thing once and for all… I’m having a hard time keeping track of which parts of me are fact, and which parts of me are fiction.

runs to hide in the lilac bush, the bush shakes with laughter

Kat, you are too kind.

Answers… to what?

I don’t have any answers.

Or do I???!!!

Oooooh… you want to know about Fred and Hurley…

Fred knows about Hurley’s treck but it isn’t really going to come up in the story as he’s telling it. Fred will have other interactions with Hurley, though.

It appears that kat hates me.

Or does she???!!!

OK here it goes, just something silly I made…..

The 1st is “Part 4a”:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/808464/flashforwardfredimpersonationpart4a/

The 2nd is “Part 4b”:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/808465/flashforwardfredimpersonationpart4b/

So… awesome…

Heh… yeah… Fred impersonations all around! I can see them now…

sham’s Fred is like Fred on crack… twitchy…

lockeko’s Fred has a lot of words bleeped out.

Stip’s Fred is more dashing and heroic.

mrssayer’s Fred delivers every line as if it’s innuendo or double entendre… which of course would make NO sense… this would involve a lot of winking.

jaz’s Fred would match very closely to the original Fred in how the part is acted but would lack all visual continuity. Each cut would show Fred wearing something different, in a different environment, wearing different makeup or hair, sometimes sipping an umbrella drink…

kat’s Fred would be more aggressive. Militant Fred.

Agent’s Fred would sound like Emma Peel… perhaps using language even more dire and precise as compared to Fred’s, but all the while totally cool and collected while she sips her tea.

Of course… I’m… just guessing…

Heh… :-)

hahahaha!

PG—that was brilliant!

OMG spot on versions of LT-er Freds as well, Prof…

That would make me Dadaist Fred I suppose, but given his, um, family background, maybe it would be Mamaist.

New T-Shirts:

Freddy As I’ll Ever Be

I’m Freddy, Are you Freddy?

Fredding is Fundamental

Thanks Jaz :) Glad you liked it

You knocked me off my chair, PG - that was absolutely hilarious!!!

Glad I could make you laugh, Agent :)

omg..what did i just watch?,,,,,thats was sooooooo funny….a little behind?…lol…yeah I too believe it is all Vincent,….he is the alien ringleader…lol…will there be another? 13! +1

lostinTN… if you go to the link above, you should also be able to find installments 1-10. 12 will go up in a few days. I’m thinking there will probably be 20 total before Fred’s done. And don’t forget to check out PG’s remake of installment 4 (in two parts). It was awesome. I think all the cool kids will be doing it. :-)

oh my word…

Now you can find quality Fred merchandice here:

http://www.cafepress.com/thegcemporium/3637170

Be sure to scroll through all the items because there are two kinds:

Fred&Kate 2008

and

“I know… creepy.” Featuring an actual photo of Fred. Poor sap.

The day… where… you’d be speechless?

awesome

Can you imagine if Damon Lindelof or Carlton Cuse was seen wearing one of these? :)

or we see little Aaron wearing one… hehe!

:-D

If Lindelof or Cuse were seen wearing one of these, people all over the world would shout “so he’s who was in the casket!!” XD

Fred can’t be the one in the casket!!

Or wait… can he???

It’s looking like there will only be 7 more installments of Fred.

OR will there!

I prefer to think of it like the Dr. Who series—you know maybe Fred will return played by a different actor or two. :-)

Maybe after the series is over, Fred will be played as Freda by PG. You know… taking after his Dad.

Earl?

Well, I was supposed to post installment 12 tonight, but… metacafe isn’t being cooperative. :-(

Let us storm Metacafe! Chain ourselves to the espresso bar! Demand the use of free trade beans and the release of all Fred videos! We will not be denied!

Yoiks…and away!!!

jazzie: Dr. Who, you said? Dig dis, sistah: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmrcULJS6t0&mode=related&search=

Jah love, mon!

DocOcc—Awesome—reggae Dr. Who. Two of my fav things merge. :-)

Hey—there actually is a Dr. Who-Fred connection! If you watch this clip, notice where the new assistant, Martha, is from :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdtSF6MEA0M

Yes, kat, we can do it! puts on tinfoil headband adopts lotus position, borrows “m” from kat

mmmmmmmmmm….Frrrrrrreeeeeeedddd….feeeed my heaaaaad……

Oh, thanks, just a green tea for me, nodding to the metacafe host

Is that a new name for Iowa? XD

I’m afraid Fred #12 is still being held hostage.

It’s not Metacafe, dudes. It’s me. I won’t let that uploaded until I finished watching the 11 previous Fred videos. And I didn’t start yet.

Mwhaaaahahahaaa!!! Power to Bots! X·D

:-D …sittin in the teepee drinkin’ the pee-tea

Pee tea? Blasphemy!! Darjeeling for me, please. Without sugar, milk or lemon.

So that’s what bots are drinking these days.

The bot in the up-coming C. D. Hawk novel eats donuts. Jaz was delighted.

Who’s C. D. Hawk?

Robots and donuts?

http://www.darkhorse.com/profile/profile_popup.php?sku=14-422

Vash the Stampede from the anime Trigun loves donuts (which is something I love about him):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NA-nNgjUYyc

C.D. Hawk wrote “Twilighteners” DocOcc—I highly, highly recommend:

http://www.lulu.com/content/39852

uh…Freda?…um, no. sorry, but, it’s just not quite feminine enough… ;-)

Oh! and if you say I’m like Fred’s dad again, then I am going to come at you like a spidermonkey!!