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— lockeko

Attention Others; we are reclaiming the beach

ok, here is one of the greatest songs of all time:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJt86UqHtX8

the lyrics are,

On a dark desert highway (well its deserted like the pacific), cool wind in my hair Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air (remember all the drinkin’) Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light (purple haze) My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dimmer (pupils) I had to stop for the night There she stood in the doorway; I heard the mission bell And I was thinking to myself, ‘This could be Heaven or this could be Hell’ (duh) Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way There were voices down the corridor, I thought I heard them say… (whispers)

Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely place (such a lovely place) Plenty of room at the Hotel California Any time of year, you can find it here

Her mind is Tiffany-twisted, She got the Mercedes Benz (thats what Kate wrecked when it killed the doc I think) She’s got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends (jack sawyer) How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat. Some dance to remember, some dance to forget (dharma anyone) So I called up the Captain, ‘Please bring me my wine’ He said, ‘We haven’t had that spirit here since 1969’ And still those voices are calling from far away (whispers) Wake you up in the middle of the night Just to hear them say…

Welcome to the Hotel California Such a lovely Place (such a lovely face) They livin’ it up at the Hotel California What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling, the pink champagne on ice And she said ‘We are all just prisoners here, of our own device’ (ben) And in the master’s chambers, they gathered for the feast They stab it with their steely knives, but they just can’t kill the beast (smokey) Last thing I remember, I was running for the door I had to find the passage back to the place I was before ‘Relax’ said the nightman, We are programed to receive. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave

really this is just for discussion to get thinker and stip through till friday.

namaste

Comments

  1. Paintgirl18 Sep 4, 2007 8:02 p.m. Comment: 1

    Lockeko - you had to know that I would post this here after you started this thread on Hotel California” lol! …….

    Alright so now I’m going to be like RMA - {the lovable guy that promotes his theories} - Here is my cheesey Lost Song…inspired by Prof’s bad poetry that wasn’t really bad and his Lost version of American Pie “bye bye oceanic airlines”…

    Alright people, it’s cheesey….very very cheesy!!! I used the song “Hotel California” by the Eagles …hehehe!

    On an Australian runway, our plane took to the air.

    Everyone was just a stranger then, but no one really cared.

    Up ahead near the bathroom, I heard a guy start to yell.

    I tried to see what was happening there

    But I could not really tell.


    Then the plane started shaking

    The seat belt light appeared

    And I was thinking to myself,

    ’this could be a dream or my worst fear”.

    Then a man tried to calm me and said it’d all be okay,

    But then the plane started ripping apart and

    I thought I heard someone say…


    Welcome to the Island hid by Dharma

    Such a scarey place.

    Wait, is that Charlie Pace?

    Plenty of room on the Island hid by Dharma

    Anytime of year, no one will find you here.


    There was chaos and screaming, everyone still in shock,

    Except for one heroic man, who we all referred to as DOC.

    Then I noticed a bald man, that seemed oddly carefree

    I thought I saw him in a wheelchair at the airport in Sydney.


    So I looked for the captain,

    ’But he was nowhere in sight

    Someone said, “it shouldn’t be day light here , no it should be night”

    And still those whispers are calling from far away,

    Wake you up in the middle of the night

    Just to hear them say…


    Welcome to the Island run by Dharma

    Such a scarey place

    Wait, Isn’t that Charlie Pace?

    Plenty of room on the Island hid by Dharma

    Any time of year, No one will find you here

  2. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:05 p.m. Comment: 2

    I love it PG. Eagles rock

  3. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:06 p.m. Comment: 3

    I left you a comment on Prof’s thread

  4. Paintgirl18 Sep 4, 2007 8:06 p.m. Comment: 4

    now go ahead with your line….

    Lockeko added: mirrors in the small hatch dead bodies in the ditch we are just prisoners here and ben’s a b-(you get the idea)

  5. Paintgirl18 Sep 4, 2007 8:07 p.m. Comment: 5

    Yeah I just brought it here for you - it’s hilarious! :)

  6. Paintgirl18 Sep 4, 2007 8:08 p.m. Comment: 6

    this is just to get stip and thinker through til friday?

  7. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:09 p.m. Comment: 7

    well and its like one of the best theories, not written by a regular, in like 2 weeks.

    RMA pimp my theory.

  8. dabiatchishere Sep 4, 2007 8:16 p.m. Comment: 8

    One of the best bands to rock the US! Still are! Love Tequila Sunrise, Desperado, Take It to the Limit and One of These Nights!!!

    +1 You’ve been pimped my brutha!

  9. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:24 p.m. Comment: 9

    yes, I love Desperado, remember it was Puddy’s song on Seinfeld

  10. dabiatchishere Sep 4, 2007 8:24 p.m. Comment: 10

    I have been hiding this one away in the back of my mind for you, Locko!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5T3efSH6NU

  11. dabiatchishere Sep 4, 2007 8:26 p.m. Comment: 11

    Desperado is somewhat of a theme song, for many of us!! Lol!

  12. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:26 p.m. Comment: 12

    I love it, I know every word to that song

  13. dabiatchishere Sep 4, 2007 8:29 p.m. Comment: 13

    Me too!

  14. TheThinker Sep 4, 2007 8:36 p.m. Comment: 14

    Great, the gesture was perfect, but did you have to pick a song that is going to be stuck in my head all night? :)

    Just kidding, it is a great song though….:)

  15. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:37 p.m. Comment: 15

    think “you can never leave”

    earworm central

  16. dabiatchishere Sep 4, 2007 8:38 p.m. Comment: 16

    Here’s Desperado!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQR6ghC-jPE

  17. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:40 p.m. Comment: 17

    I’ve always wanted to sing that to a live audience with an acoustic guitar

  18. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 8:44 p.m. Comment: 18

    thinker for you

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTTdGx_-aGU

  19. lockeko Sep 4, 2007 9:01 p.m. Comment: 19

    prison break is next

    seacrest out

  20. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 2:39 a.m. Comment: 20

    Oooooooooooooh

  21. lostintennessee Sep 5, 2007 3:43 a.m. Comment: 21

    Love Hotel California one of the best songs ever! That was really funny Paintgirl18! I have been reading some other theories & seen your comments lockeko (also mrssawyer & paintgirl18 & a few other regulars) I really like what you all have to say, even though everyone doesn’t agree sometimes, this stuff is great reading! I just joined this site and only recently started watching lost, I was hooked right away! Bought the first 2 seasons and seen most if not all of season 3 on the web. I love everything about this show & this place makes it even better, thanks for posting cool stuff, +1! Hope to see you guys around sometime, Peace!

  22. claremekate Sep 5, 2007 6:59 a.m. Comment: 22

    ive bin reading this site 4 ages now an would never of registerd if it wernt 4 ur post lockeko. i just wanted to say how much of a joke i thought that was’ i was laughing 4 ages….Then just as id calmed down i scrolled down to see paintgirl18 an i seriously thought i was gonna wet my pants…..the thought of you sitting an makeing up this joke of a song is pretty unbelivable. -200

  23. Agent_XXX Sep 5, 2007 8:20 a.m. Comment: 23

    Awesome stuff

  24. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 8:38 a.m. Comment: 24

    OMG Leko I don’t think anyone has ever been -200’d before. Is that a record do you think?

  25. claremekate Sep 5, 2007 8:56 a.m. Comment: 25

    i think it was deserved because their is no way any1 could make that connection. he just likes that song an wanted every1 to know that he knew the words an thats it…….Her mind is tiffany-twisted, she got the mercedes benz….(thats what kate wrecked when it killed the doc i think) i mean that is just ridiculous.

  26. lockeko Sep 5, 2007 8:58 a.m. Comment: 26

    sorry Clare, and just so you know I copyied and pasted the words. I don’t know all of them. Hope you have a great day. I’ll -200 myself as punishment

  27. xiv Sep 5, 2007 9:05 a.m. Comment: 27

    lockeko: i’m sure claremekate didn’t think you actually typed it over you know.

    Someone that has been reading this site for ages and decides now to register just to -200 lockeko, that is really serious.

    I would “haul ass” if I was Lockeko :)

  28. lockeko Sep 5, 2007 9:05 a.m. Comment: 28

    bad bad so bad

  29. claremekate Sep 5, 2007 9:12 a.m. Comment: 29

    ok nice 1. just so people know’ my name aint clare im a bloke. where it says claremekate what it means is that they are both gorgeous an id like a clare and kate sandwich with me in the middle. should of picked a better name really because now every1 is gonna call me clare….damn.

  30. claremekate Sep 5, 2007 9:17 a.m. Comment: 30

    hahaha. yeah ive that lockeko is 1 tuff cookie. bit like sawyer id say what do you reckon lockekokeko?

  31. jacks_big_ball_sack Sep 5, 2007 10:01 a.m. Comment: 31

    It seems to me that Lockeko thinks he’s the big man - The Geek King if you will.

    Am I right in thinking this?

  32. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 10:15 a.m. Comment: 32

    Clare if you really have read many posts on the site you’ll know that’s the kind of nonsense we like to discuss on here. Lets face it we’ve run out of new Lost material and still have months to go before S4 airs. So Leko wasn’t being pretentious he was having a laugh (TM).

    PS Girl, boy it, all are welcome here. Except Steve.

  33. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 10:17 a.m. Comment: 33

    Oh. My. God. JBBS what a name! You must be what, 12, 13 if you’re a day!

  34. lockeko Sep 5, 2007 10:25 a.m. Comment: 34

    yeah you’re right JBBS. I’m the freakin’ king of the geeks.

  35. jacks_big_ball_sack Sep 5, 2007 10:37 a.m. Comment: 35

    Naa, mid-20’s. How old are you? I would’ve said the same - 12, 13 seeing as you wish to be Mrs Sawyer! I mean, what a childish fantasy

  36. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 10:44 a.m. Comment: 36

    There is a HUGE difference between naming yourself ironically and naming yourself after someone’s body parts. I do realise irony is a difficult concept for some though ;-)

    And I’m a youthful 32 and getting younger by the day.

  37. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 10:45 a.m. Comment: 37

    Although that’s five minutes I’ll never get back…

  38. lockeko Sep 5, 2007 10:45 a.m. Comment: 38

    and you base that comment to Mrssawyer on your very adult name JBBS. BTW, if Mrssawyer calling herself that makes her want to be Sawyer’s wife, what exactly does your name make you want to be?

  39. jacks_big_ball_sack Sep 5, 2007 11 a.m. Comment: 39

    My name is based on the joy it gives me when using it amongst everyone with serious or playful comedic names. You could say its just a tongue in cheek name .. which is a metaphor for irony if you didnt know

  40. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 11:04 a.m. Comment: 40

    Leko I just revised my original guess from 12-13 down to pre-pubescent.

  41. dabiatchishere Sep 5, 2007 11:20 a.m. Comment: 41

    Locko: How do I know I am going to get into a lot of trouble with that name in #39!!! Somebody, stop me!! LOL

  42. lockeko Sep 5, 2007 11:25 a.m. Comment: 42

    actually it’s not a metaphor. look up the definition and I’m sure you’ll agree. And you’ll get the added pleasure of using the Dictionary, which I’m sure will make you giggle. I’m so glad that you’ve found something to bring you joy.

  43. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 11:41 a.m. Comment: 43

    Dab put the keyboard down and step AWAY from the computer. This person needs no encouragement.

  44. dabiatchishere Sep 5, 2007 11:46 a.m. Comment: 44

    Mrs. S.: I love you! you totally get my essence! LOL

    Locko: Lord only knows what I will do with a name like that! I may as well book into “The Convent”, now!

  45. xiv Sep 5, 2007 11:59 a.m. Comment: 45

    hmm… things got out of hand here.. attacks were too personal for my taste.

    This is internet for heaven’s sake, we don’t know each other for real. I’m sure we’re all great people :) even Steve!

  46. dabiatchishere Sep 5, 2007 1:02 p.m. Comment: 46

    xiv: I am not certain where you are coming from, with all due respect, but I am only kidding around. And so are other folks. Please take off the judgmental hat. Thanks.

  47. mrssawyer Sep 5, 2007 1:29 p.m. Comment: 47

    xiv if you call yourself Jack’s Big Ball Sack you should expect a small amount of teasing. Its how we initiate people here donchaknow.

  48. dabiatchishere Sep 5, 2007 1:31 p.m. Comment: 48

    Thanks, Mrs S. Bravo, well said!

  49. DasUberDog Sep 5, 2007 5:14 p.m. Comment: 49

    What the?

  50. xiv Sep 6, 2007 2:38 a.m. Comment: 50

    debiatchishere: chill… there’s no need to get that excited! Take a pill, have sex, i don’t know.. but switch over to “relax” mode :)

    As Ben said, “we’re the good guys”

  51. DS_Number1_Fan Sep 6, 2007 9:15 a.m. Comment: 51

    He said ball sack. hehehehehe

  52. dabiatchishere Sep 6, 2007 6:05 p.m. Comment: 52

    DS: The beauty of Locko, is, you just never know what the guy is going to say!