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Seriously prof the best yet. really really fricking funny. Fred’s kinda growing on me I’m thinking hes actually pretty cool now.

Confused about last weeks mum being dead this week though things are definitely strange in Fred’s house. So whats the deal, was Fred’s Mom not really there for the last three episodes was it a kinda Norman Bates deal. Or is Fred just like spazed right out.

OMG!!! I can’t say anything coherent! I laughed so hard I think I hurt myself :-D

“John Locke, like the philosopher, weird, y’know, naturally” lol

Do Desmond next, do Desmond next!

What?? Fred’s Mom is both dead AND alive?

Weird…

hee hee

Maybe there’s a clue to the mystery… like… in the video… somewhere… maybe…

Hahahahaha am ROFL. Very amusing. Now I see why all the girls want a piece of Fred ;-)

Kat, I don’t want to ruin it for ya by going over in too much detail—but there is a story about frogs, making choices & life/death. I thought maybe that story was the clue, but can’t quite figure out how it explains Fred’s Mom’s simultaneous existence/nonexistence.

wow. Fred isn’t crazy, he’s a genius! Loads of clues here.

1) you see the words time warp which I think is an anagram for something…..like “I a twerp” or “it warp me”. So Fred is either not to be trusted because he is a twerp or something warped him.

2) He is subtley looking at a piece of cardboard. We can see that there is an island surrounded by a bubble and there is an arrow pointing to the island and 2 more arrows pointing to the arrow. Could it be some military stratigic plan of attack?

3)His mother didn’t die. She went to the island and her brain tumor was healed, then she went back to reality with Fred…..that is if fred lives in reality, which is questionable. She arranged it so Fred was on that flight.

4)Fred’s last name is Nietzche. I think there is a clue in his name. I think Nietzche was a famous clown or something.

5) Fred looks much more rested. Perhaps back on his meds?

Heh… famous clown… that’s awesome…

Unlike Lost, Fred’s story will move along at a fairly good pace, so… the answer to the mystery will be present in the very next installment. In the meantime, a clue in the video WILL lead you to the answer. If you’re a little twisted, that is.

That’s why my money’s on shell to figure it out.

Shell, a clown? Now that’s creepy.

You know that picture of the island also looks like a picture of a baby which is what Fred would be if he went through a time warp. Maybe Fred IS the island!

well Prof said his money was on shell and the clue is twisted—so i do think anagram. Can anyone make anything out of “No damn nap. Time warp”? I can only get possible words—”martian” is in there and “madman” but can’t make sense of the whole thing.

unless “my money is on shell” means it’s a shell game : )

Dang… being a producer’s hard…

I can’t think of anything to say that won’t give things away.

Dang…

This is a great birthday present (even though it was yesterday)! which of course means that shell is a gemini which of course means she knows something about astrology which the producers like. She also has blonde hair like Claire and while not an austrailian accent, a North Dakota accent which is just as sing-songy. This could be a call out to Claire having something to do with Fred’s mind. Unfortunately, Shell has to stamp out pestilence and disease today and will be unable to rise to the occasion of clue solving until after work hours.

Locke………….. I was just sat down in my living room relaxing over a glass of wine and I thought. Locke doesn’t have a friggin brother. how could him and his Brother help frogs. also the picture of a baby/map whatever the hell it is, I’m gonna loose sleep over No Damn Nap.

Have you been working out. looking pretty healthy there dood.

The picture looks more like a crying baby than a island with arrows - No Damn Nap is making the baby cry. The baby has missed his nap because his parents are to busy doing the Time Warp to settle him down. Within the rocky horror picture show there is a hairy man with a large pink thong within his thong things are getting hot and sweaty and there exists a small island cut off from the rest his region by sweaty water. the problem with his pouch area is that he hasn’t trimmed in a while and keeps accidentally catching low flying aircraft and exotic birds and stuff.

The end

I don’t want the answers next week………………. please don’t let it stop. Will you be financially supporting some sort of therapy group

John used to play Mouse Trap with his brother. Other than that, sleepz, I like your theory. And… next week won’t have ALL the answers. :-)

Happy birthday, shell! Yesterday, that is.

Oooo… women with North Dakota accents… ;-)

Fred just might have a brush with Claire in part 7 and given his… paculiar interests… one can imagine what they’ll talk about. Part 7 is in the can, but I’m not sure how I feel about it, so I’m not going to promise anything.

Hey, if the writers of Lost can make adjustments on the fly, so can I! :-)

Oh Noessss! Big Reveal next week and I won’t be here or near a computer—Dang! (going on a road trip so I won’t be posting for a couple weeks).

Shell—Happy Birthday!

2 new thoughts—the map/baby has lots of keyboard symbols on it. And maybe Fred was not only abducted by aliens but adopted as well?

*peculiar.

I hate typos. Well, my own anyway.

jaz, I didn’t even think about you missing the next installment. Maybe I’ll delay it. I mean, it isn’t as though I have sponsors or anything. Who’d notice?

so “paculiar” not a clue then? No political action committees or round yellow men involved?

Prof—don’t delay on my account—think of the uproar! Then I’d really have to take to the road.

Hey, you’re right. I have to think about the backlash from the fans.

There’s no way I could take on all four of them at once.

;-)

awww, thanks Kat. Hey that backlash, there’s a special compartment for it on the utility belt of the dominatrix suit, right?

Fear the Wrath of Kat—a Mighty Wrath!

I gotta get caught up on this…a friend of mine was telling me about this, but I have never checked it out. Thanks for the link. I will check them all out.

Whoa, a friend told you about them and you STILL want to check them out? Cool.

Yes, kat IS awesome.

he said there was a hare standing on the back of his neck. Like the white rabbit in Alice in wonderland….Does anyone remember that book? its just a childrens book so I don’t know why he is referencing that. Maybe that has to do with the baby/map.

shell—frickin hilarious! You guys are great!

LOL.. Fred seems weird. This stuff seems funny. I watched the video on the link….but I think I should have watched the previous ones like you said. I will check the films link.

O.k., I think this it the twisted answer… In contrast to most of the men on the island who have father issues. Fred obviously has mother/women issues. Just can’t figure them out. His philosophical mind (or clown mind) deals with epistemology and women deal with episiotomies. He feels terribly confused about this. John’s role is to help Fred understand.

John’s “frog” story is really a story about being a slave to biology and how some frogs would rather NOT return to the water just because their biology allows them to that. No matter how many times you try to rescue them, there are just some frogs that are willing to have there guts in their throats just to break free of biologic destiny (or fate, if you will). It scares Fred to realize that there could be so many frogs acting on free will. But he doesn’t know why that freaks him out. WILL he make the WRIGHT connections to figure this out before he loses his mind? Based on the flash forwards, he did not get it. …………Or the producers could have been just talking about betting one of those walnut shell games where you try to guess which shell has the ball under it. That makes sense, too.

I love you guys.

how weird Fred is becoming an international ladies man. I have no idea where the clues are though this is more confusing than Lost

Tell me about it.

I probably shouldn’t say what the connection is.

But the fact that they’re both from Iowa shouldn’t be overlooked.

Yes, PLEASE don’t confuse me with Fred. I don’t care if he HAS gotten more action in one month than I’ve gotten my whole life…

If my post on Iowa is ever related to Fred and his narrative, it will be completely coincidental. :-)

You’re welcome.

twisted and IOWA….there’s a tornado involved. Could this be a nod to Wizard of OZ? Could Fred be calling out “somewhere over the rainbow” to us? I’m so sorry, ladies, but I do believe Fred is trying to let us know we “might not be his type”.

oh so Shell, You think he might be on an “alternative” timeline?

Jaz, I’m afraid so [giving my best Fred face of looking down and nodding in the revalation of it all with my mouth sort of half cocked]

The producers would like to debunk the notion that Fred is anyone’s type.

I’m fairly certain a future episode will reveal, however, that he’s heterosexual. I know, not terribly original of us, but there it is.

prof, far be it from me to argue with the creator, but there seems plenty of evidence to contradict the idea that Fred is not anyone’s type. As you yourself said, he’s gotten a lot of action the last month. :- ) I think the question was the inverse—is anyone his—and given that there is a coming revelation of his orientation I guess the answer is yes.

Like an orientation film?

Jaz, argue with the creator? You’re going to give prof a god complex.

kat: Actually, Fred acknowledges that others remember Charlie as a rock god. Fred respects Charlie as a defender of Earth.

shell: Me… a god complex… I’m afraid there isn’t room for that next to my other complexes… but I can put it on the waiting list.

jaz: Don’t butter me up with demonstrations of superior logic. It won’t make me give anything away. Unless… I have given something away… dang it!

That’s an awesome theory.

butter you up? Iowa—a corn producing state. Signs of alien visitation—crop circles left in corn fields? Dharma popcorn?

Man, you guys are something else.

Stip is not Kate. At least, I don’t think he is.

Oh… Stip is Fred… well, why didn’t you say that to begin with…

Well, this may be beating a dead horse (which of course Nietszche would never have approved of) but he did write The Gay Science.

:-D

Gahhh! I hadn’t been taking the whole Nietsche reference seriously enough! I had just stopped at the alien/Superman allusion. Nietzsche also resurrected, as ‘twere, the ancient belief in the “eternal return”—that is that the universe repeats events because matter is finite and time infinite—therefore you get cyclical rather than linear time. So Fred’s Mom died but now events are recurring. The baby/island symbol—the ouroboros symbol? the snake swallowing its own tail? The baby’s eyes and nose—arrows of time, one representing movement forward, one backward, balanced.

(then again the baby’s head also looks like a balloon [Henry Gale’s?] that the creator has breathed life into :-) )

“It won’t make me give anything away. Unless… I have given something away… dang it!”

see the creator’s stuck in an eternal return too!

And I guess this means that Kat did say Stip was Fred “to begin with.”

man, you guys are good!

The producers are speechless.

well that’s what you get for swallowing your own tale!

The producers have decided it might be good to be a tad less cryptic.

But only a tad.

Your thoughts thus far are not altogether fruitless; however we can’t say you’re getting any closer to figuring out what the “big reveal” is going to be in the next installment. Not that we want you to figure it out. But we don’t want you to stop guessing either.

It’s a conundrum.

Yet.

Hey… that’s a winning question… hmmm…..

Jaz is on vacation and asked me to pass these thoughts along:

“I had two thoughts to add to the Fred thread: 1) It occurs to me that we have never considered the “Freddy has 2 Mommies” option; and 2) Is the Producer’s patrilineage important to take into consideration? :-)”

Hmm… VERY interesting…

Hey… nice catch with the brain ailment thing. That IS more than a coincidence. But does it mean anything beyond just that? Ain’t tellin’.

The solution IS in installment 3. It really is.

:-)

So, jaz in in communication with prof outside of the internet realm?

Are jazprof and profOzone the same person? Is Jazprof a plant from the producers to help throw the fans off?

jazprofozone. That’s me.

Nope. Not the same person. And I talk to kat outside this forum also. And I’ve made contact with sleepz and talked briefly with shamballa.

Drop me a line, shell! We’ll chat! :-) Actually, I do have a Lost forum on my site now, so we could ALL chat there…

Oh no. He got to you too, Kat? He’s dangerous. I’m starting to think this is a conspiracy and you’re ALL aliens!

I’m going to need to make my own video to warn the world…..except that I’m not technically suave.

Dang… she found me out…

Dang.

I’m telling you… everything you need to know in order to unravel the mystery of Fred’s mother is in installment 3. I promise!

:-)

Man, you guys are going to hate me.

Heh.