CF 2.0(The Naughty Version)
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By risebysin
- CF 2.0(The Naughty Version)
- Created: Dec 7, 2007
- Last updated: Aug 13, 2008
- After episode: 1.14: Special
- Status: Current
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“topless”
— risebysin
Ok scholars & superstars, you know what time it is…. …..Since it’s about 5 degrees outside where I live, I figured I’d escape to the islands……Bahama Mama’s, Daquari’s, Pina Colada’s, and ALOT of tequila on tap today.
throws caution to the wind and goes topless
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RK1n8WD9T9Y
Well, it’s close to lunch, so if you can get me a glass of Tequilla Rose, that would be nice!!
Before we escape to the islands;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12ApQROetvo
Eeek Rise put your top back on please. I haven’t had my tea yet ;-)
Hey Dabbie!
Hey, Missus Can you believe that we have to get our own drinks around here!! Our bartender is MIA. Well, maybe he’s putting his shirt back on!!
Did you notice Missus, that the mere mention of the word “naughty”, we both showed up!!
Follow me to the island, with this song;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkXV5O5GfJ8
visiting the islands are we?
Well, you see Lost was not my first experience with washing up on the shores of a mysterious and dangerous island:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYlC0ZtNUtg
Sorry, my Friday hasn’t been nearly casual enough up to this point, but I’m seeing a glimmer of hope….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvPDB9hDsos
Okay, I am getting really concerned about “Our Host”, so I thought I needed some help trying to find his missing a$$.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tni4h7kRb-k
I thought this was a group effort?
I can see I’m going to have to ‘kick’ things up a notch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo&feature=related
Actually, Rise I thought you just kicked it up a notch when you did this!! At least I was impressed!!
http://www.youtube.com?v=7Kiv2nK354c
i want a shot of tequila make it a double please
and a round for the ladies
lines up 20 shots of chilled Patron
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Qae_TUTeGo&feature=related
lines up 20 shots of chilled Patron
hopes everyone ignores the last re-post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDOC7JRDzYI
Mrs looks at the row of glasses in front of Rise and orders the same…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfJMhxHUGsQ
Duuuuuuude!
Risey, That was a great song and video!
I think you better look at the video in my comment #8, though! It’s a keeper!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIuUc_Wtpg
Hey Nino and Jazzie, Sorry I missed you both!
hey dabb hello missus what a surprise how you been?
Rise you are on fire! Loved the viagra commercial. Was that real?
Daaaaab! Oh yeah, s’what I’m talkin bout.
hi dabb my dear friend
hello missus what a surprise how you been?
Nino Nino Nino. Its soooooooooo nice to see you! I have been on strike myself, lol. Not really but I have been super busy this week. Nothing could keep me from CF though.
How are the clowns? :-P
Wow Missus, I was -8 when that song came out!
Yeah yeah Dab, I saw your viagra video…thankfully all of my ‘links’ are working.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRNeI2oLBXw
sorry for that double post but julliet is here at my side and she make me nervous
Howdy Missus Mrs. and Nino!! Liked the song, Missus!
Risey, perhaps this song will make up for the viagara vid!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlvS_Uk5yJM
the clowns well i have eliminate a few of them
i have a dificullt time trying to kill pennywise but il get him sooner or later
Morning all! (Saturday here). Nice clip dab, tupac was Fine! A good actor too. Loved Gridlockd. How is everyone?
blood bath
and HI to everyone, too.
hello wtf. how are you?
Dab waves wildly at WTF and YouAll! How is everybody??
Nino, This one is for you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNvOPN1LoQ4
here ya go Dab
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjDCUB9z8ps
Howdy to all the other rowdies
nice picture wtf
good here, dab…yourself?
i’d ask for a drink, but i’ve quit for a while…..water or soda for me please.
Thanks, Risey!! But, I got the face to go with it!
So, is 1963 the year of the great one??
And, back atcha wit dis! Start shaking!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RhMqJPATL4
OH YEAH
thanks dabb
arriba las muchachas
Hi back at everyone. 3 tequila slammers please bartender.My new career as a cashier puts me in the front lines today! Im about to face off with 3000 crazy ass Christmas shoppers. A big change from publishing :(
No problem, Nino!!
WTF, You’ll need all the slammers you can get! No doubt, you’ll be a little crazy by the time it’s all over!
No Dab, I said -8, as in negative 8….so 1979 :P
slides YAE a Root Beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJFUSiRCLBM
dont worry wtf things will catch up
thanks rise.
and for those theologians out there…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psGLXqW1kUs
Gives WTF 4 slammers with a free order of nachos
Dab picks herself up off the floor! LMFAO! “28”?? Well, that almost makes you illegal!! I sure do know how to get myself into trouble!!! I luv it!! Muahhaaa!!
Anyway, I think something is amiss. I feel like I’m being well, the link says it all for me Risey!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MevNeiO4Zk
Thanks nino, you are a sweety :) peace out all. .
Peace out, my lady! Yeah, I saw that YouAll! Too funny!!
Hey folks!! Sorry I’m late but work is killing me right now!! 4 projects to get outbeforethe end of the year. 2 down, 2 to go! Hey it’s my birthday weekend (is Monday part of the weekend?) so I’m very ready to start drinking.
rise I hope you don’t mind if I take a few liberties with the ‘island’ theme today. It may not be in the Caribbean but it’s still named after a hot coastal city known for the world’s biggest party…..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=q7VjrW5zgqQ
no doubt dab.
i’m going home….everyone have a great weekend!
i’ll leave with another one for the geography majors…..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgF3pu9085w&feature=related
Confident man? Yep. Confidence man? Muahahahahaaaaaa
I think you’re the one conning me…model? Puh-lease!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yK7FiqXnU4
Hi Jukin! And, Happy Birthday!!
See you YouAll. Have a good one!
And you, boy-toy! I am going to so love you eating those words, babe!
Oh, I forgot, you really are a babe!!! LOL
Still cute, though!
Don’t worry, I’m not that young, people are always telling me I could pass for 30 lol :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JglcTDEUz2A
Dirty Diana is one of my fav Jackson songs, Risey!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GccfzxHIXaY
Road trip anyone?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCPbL4yA7ik
LOL, Indeed! And people still tell me that I can pass for 40!! :P You definitely conned me, and that’s not an easy feat!! Touche!! So, you’re into older women then?? It’s all good!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnzgNAzquCw
Well I hate to post and run but the site is so slow today we hardly got any chat in before i have to go. Have a good one everyone!!
hi i`m back
i was havin lunch with julliet
ryse a cold one please
slides a frosty mug down the bar to nino and redeems Jukin’s parking receipt
Dab there are so many different flavors of woman, my only preferences are ‘not completely deranged’, ‘loves Lost’, ‘lives in Canada’ and ‘used to be a model’.
Sorry but you didn’t meet one of my qualifications :P
LOL ryse great improv
Cheers Jukin! Have a good one!
Nino, Glad you’re stepping out with the lovely senoritas!
This is for the bad boy!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4x7c5utLh4
you are everything a man can need dabb
you are my lady
Little known fact….that’s ME dancing in front of the window in that Madonna video. Highlight from my ‘full-body spandex’ phase.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO3hWgsYcQM
Well I know which one you are referring to, but like I said, it’s going to be so much fun, watching you eat your words!!!! I’ll put a picture up, in due course, and it will be current, and guaranteed not to disappoint! Now that is confidence speaking, babe!
How would you like that “crow sandwich” served up??? Hmmmm???
Honey, I didn’t know they made “baby spandex”!!! How cute!!!
dabb keep the dark side inside ok!!!
cant wait to see a picture of you
Oh surrrreeeeeeeee. Let me guess, you’ll post it as soon as you get back from your photo shoot in Maui? Ok LaFawnda :P
Just kidding I’m sure you’re ‘pleasantly plump’ lol
Should that crow happened to be served, don’t worry about how to prepare it, I eat just about anything.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SV_VwDu3kM
Glad to hear that, Rise! Because it shall be served!! But, feel free to let me know, if I fail to meet your criteria!!
Anyway, I promise not to make any more jokes about your age!! And my modelling days have been over for some time, now! I never said I was young!! But, I still know how to work a room! And you can take that one to the bank!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TznFRPeZRbe
I’m sure you’re a cutie, and don’t worry about the age jokes…I need to get my boy-toy time in before it’s too late.
I don’t really have a seg-way for this one, though she is an older woman
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu4NcgQZucE&feature=related
Well, I tend to keep em guessing, but persistence pays off! Great song, btw!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ml3NUIDpFg
ok enough about the ages i joust turn 30
and people said i look like 25 so lets move on
next topic
z z z z z z z z z
GREAT song, for some reason I was really in the mood for that one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUrJdf4PbEk
Well, I bet you are in the mood for this one, too! You did say this was the naughty post, didn’t you???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPk72nUYri4
I said lord take me downtown, I’m just looking for some tuusssshhhh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6bLwSl-hyc
And for the record any post that I’m involved in, by default, is the naughty post.
Yessssssssss, tuuuusssshhhhh!
Because you’re so smoooth!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX97eg-W-k
the is for the two of you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PE3g2zeBVQQ
Nino, Hope you’ve been enjoying these videos! It’s all about the music!! LOL
yep i ve been enjoying them
ryse you are a good host
wheres the beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6kGSN0P8HA
Music? Crap, my computer’s been muted the whole time!
That is a sweet video!!! I never heard him before!
Muted?? Didn’t you hear any music??
LOL ryse
Oh, I forgot to post the next link, I had! You headed out soon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWnX5GT2yDc
lets fly everybody
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fphrhslwbmw
Sorry, Nino The link doesn’t work! I think you need some caps in there!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoVeAGaO27I
I was kidding about the mute lol.
I’m not headed out yet it’s only 7, real fun doesn’t start for a couple hours.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlMvO2jUkH8
CURSES i cant put the link
its just copy paste right?
I hear you! The girlize are having our “xmas blowout” later tonight! It’s across the street, so not too far to crawl, later! It’ll be a really late one!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHT8EuRm5R0
If you girls are wearing santa’s helpers outfits I expect pictures ;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxYLlKuGdEM
ryse only dabb is the girl
I really liked that remix!! Gorgeous song!
Ha! You never know who’s going to be wearing what by the time, the evening ends!! They are a wild bunch of women, and that’s putting it mildly! No man with any common sense would want to walk into that scene! They’ve tried before, and leave shaking their heads! But smiling!!
Okay, this is something you should know about me! Kat dedicated this video to me last summer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA
That’s right Nino. See how well I have him trained, Risey!!
how about now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E63-KD6awYY
hope you can see this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoqm_caOyEY
Very good, Nino!
ok once again lets fly
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoqm_caOyEY
Nino, Sorry, I can’t fly right now!! The links are starting to blend! lol
Hmmmm, I hope that last song didn’t frighten you too much, Risey! You said you drove over to Montreal. Well, I live just across the border from Niagara Falls, NY., 10 minutes, and another 20 minutes to Buffalo. Do you ever get down that way??
Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll be driving to Montreal ever again after getting thoroughly searched last time lol. I do have a soft spot in my heart for the city though so you never know, I did go there for new years last year
No, I don’t live on the border of Quebec! I live on the Ontario border! They have a casino on the US side! And, we have 2 here! You’re about 7 hours from here! I would have thought you may have been to Buffalo before. Big music scene!
Anyway, if you ever find yourself at this end, I will meet you on the US side if you don’t want to cross the border.
Checking in to check out Risey. Thanks for the tunes, you have great taste in music! (and women, I might add), I favourited some of your tunes! And, thanks for a beautiful Friday! I forgot to chill the damn beer! I’ll check into this post over the weekend, see if you’re around. Have a good one. Keep it real! I’ll leave you with a little Jay Z! Ooooh-la-la, still cute!! Latah, gatah!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5giXBzAv3NA
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rise hungoveredly stumbles to the bar
Shhhhhhh, please pour quietly, Dabbie’s little head hurts!
How was your Xmas party, getting any stocking stuffers?
Risey, The party was a good start to the season. Great food, too much to drink, not enough sleep, and laughed way too much!! We had gag gifts, which were hilarious as well as sick and twisted!
The big headache is gone, but I be just chillin tonight! How’s your weekend so far??
Yeah Kat! It was another night of “Girls Gone Wild”, “the xmas version”! Passed out on the couch, fully clothed, with tv blaring! I hate those biatches! LOL
Fully clothed?
booooooooooooooooo
As for me, I went to bed early, woke up, went to mass, had confession, ran 5 miles, read some Kant, wrote a poem, and ate some organic vegetables.
That or I danced with the devil. I’ll let you decide :P
Couldn’t have been the devil, Risey. She’s right here in Canada! And, I keep a bottle of Holy water around at all times, to wash away my sins!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-Iyn5JAKZQ
I feel like I might need a bathtub full of it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luobOzreRq4
Well, how about a bathtub full of this! Are you in??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4jl-Q8dfxo
Kat, I said I was still clothed! I made no mention of them! hahha
I was kidding about my list of activities, if I posted what I was really up to I’m sure federal agents would start monitoring our friendly little board here. But you sound like my kind of woman kat ;)
And yes dab, I’m IN
How do you know when you’re in love? She pats you on the ass and says ‘you’re in, love’.
Now, there is a smart man! But you better watch out for “ole cougars” like me, Risey. We can break a young mans heart!
Kat, I think you should bring your dominatrix suit and whip to Vegas! I’ll supply the black spikey heels, and the hell! LOL
Hmmmm, Scared you off again, huh Risey! All talk, I guess!!!
I promise to do my best, Kat!! wink
Maybe he’s not into the 3 ways!! LOL me bad, me bad, Dabbie very very bad!! Sorry, leftovers from the bad female influences last night!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEU9Q8NlOiY
Well well well, it seems I have my hands full and some pretty good options here, unfortunately for you ladies, I’m a one-bulletin-board-woman-man, so it’s going to be a fight to the finish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luobOzreRq4
Of course you could always get me drunk and take advantage of me when my guard is down, seduce me into your dangerous realm of multiple partners, and then afterwards I’d be completely traumatized and guilt ridden.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTpvjNn2BUM
I always say, don’t start what you can’t finish!
And, I was messin witcha, Risey!! I am a big tease! With conservative morals, believe it or not!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXtijtRffI0
Conservative morals?
turns his barstool towards kat
Hey there, come here often?
Well it’s certainly easy to fool you, isn’t it??? Told you I always end up looking innocent!! It’s part of “the Dabbie charm!! You failed the test, Risey! As soon as I turn my back you’re already onto the next woman!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL7FY7rwVtQ
Oh yeah? Well you failed my test of testing you to see how well you test!
So, does this mean the threesome is back on the table? Not that I’m into such vile activities or condone said behavior….I just want to clarify.
FYI I can match this tempo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28ow4TLMTqM
Baby, I can match anything you got and then some!! And, we’ll see about your test!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoLkaGcpJFA
I don’t know if one Dab is enough to quench my thirst
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy1BmQNMSTg
Well, Risey There is always Dab’s evil twin. Will that do?? wink
I’m out of breath. Had to get up and shake that thang!! I haven’t heard that one in a long time! Good choice!
Damnit I had the perfect song in mind and forgot it, not sure why…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=305vRNoofr8
LOL, I absolutely love those two guys!! Great vid!! I think we both have one of these don’t you??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIDm49TSoo
I think we most definitely do ;)
This song is completely unrelated but youtubing stuff made me remember it, these guys are off the charts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8O7xT335-E
Kat, Nothing wrong with a little Oooohlala, now is there?? He is handsome!
Aww shucks, you’re going to make this perfect ten addonis-like stud blush LOL!
I kid, I kid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk2wAW2NByE
Wow, Risey that is one of the most beautiful songs I have ever heard! I definitely favourited it! I get the feeling that song really speaks to you. I doubt I could follow it with anything close!
wins the lottery
Yeah, gotta love ‘em. And dab, not sure what you mean about that song, I get the impression you have some misconceptions about me :S
Yes Kat, I teased him about it too!! He finally learned how to do it!
I knew that’s why you chuckled, but it’s no secret!
Where has he gone??? MIA again! I’ll see if I can find him a good tune!
No, Risey! No misconceptions, at all! I just get why anybody could relate to it, that’s all!
I can’t find the damn song I was looking for!!
Well, I still couldn’t find it, but I got another one! Are you headed out tonight or chillaxin at home?? I wanted to ask you if you’ve seen American Gangster yet? Awesome movie! Seen it 3 times already!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5ci_iY3UPk
Gotta run, going to watch a fight at a friend’s place, too-ta-loo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-6dhte1Tys
Latah, my gatah!!
Hmmmm Nobody is in “da club” yet!
I am officially assigning this thread, as “da club” meeting place from here on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Mquds8gOyc
and da club offers what?
espero y sea bueno como lindas chicas cerveza