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damm i didnt want mi post to look like that. please forgive me. mssawyer is gonna bite my head off.

lol!

You are adorable, nino!

+1 My hat’s off to you for giving credit where credit is due. It is refreshing and I’m sure very appreciated.

Some of the “new guys” have done a great job too! It’s great fun and very educational to read everyone’s theories. Kudos everyone!

nino, thanks so much—and I’ll join you in saluting all the other great theorists here. Na Vas Nazdroviya (To the Stars) or perhaps more appropriately—Namaste!

Nice one Nino: ) I was thinking the same thing.

hugging

This is the best Lost theory site Kat……They even do Monty Python here!

Can I get in on the group hug too??

thanks guys you all prove me right all your comments are great and funny. great one shell and katrina i nnew you where gonna comment with Enthusiasm and that unique sense of humor. @––—

alice you are right the new guys they do put very great theories congrats to them

MrsSawyer, Katrina, Jazprof, SleepZ, Tharde5 and ProfOzone…that is a great list. They would be good additions to Jacob’s list.

Now I’m talking like Ben (I’m having fun) because if Jacob is evil and the Magnificent Six above get purged, then it might open the door for some other worthy theorists to be nominated for Nobel post awards.

No list of competent Lost theorists is complete without Dabiatchishere and HappyAtheist

Stip, you ain’t so bad yourself!

stip, the way to the top is always to eliminate those ahead of you, sounds like we should block their posts and demand a fee for their return, that is my diabolical plan, ha ha ha

Thank you Shell! That pic is adorable.

Lockeko (love your name btw) - I agree. Love him, hate him, whatever, but you gotta dig Ben’s mind and how it contributes to the show. I wish I could employ that kind of diabolical brainpower in the workplace!

Kat: I admit, I’ve got a crush on Dab… I was so pissed I missed the whole Tharde tin foil hat fest!

…and these fingers never left my hand by the way. Okay, I’ll come clean, I was looking for the lost dry cleaning ticket. Thought it might be in your back pocket ;-)

hehe, this seems to be a thread for drowning eachothers with politeness, and why not. I too agree that the theorists on this site is great, it´s very high standard and everyones nice and insightful in their comments, I´m a newbie myself but tries to post as much as I possibly can, and I have to say that this is the best and nicest forum I´ve been on since I discovered the internet a couple of years ago (not the actual world wide web, that´s of course not my doing, but the existense of these kinds of sites) You´re all grrrreat! All who has been mentioned above, as well as many more, I will not name names since I will end up forgetting someone who deserves to be named, so just take it in all of you.

Give that man a hat!

wow.. even me is on the list! and i’m quite new here. Nino, you took a big risk, because you might have forgotten other important theorists…

and, for the record, I am a guy. I’m saying this because you said (“she is always so possitive”). I hope you still love me now that you are aware of this horrific little detail :)

You know, in the group hug here, I think it is a good point that there have been quite a few new users registering and posting…. and for me personally, living in the US, I absolutley LOVE the fact that a lot of you are in the UK, It is a very refreshing change of pace to hear another culture. (And I live in San Diego, CA, so culture for most people here is “Authentic” mexican food from Tijuana, Mexico, and for those of you that didn’t know, that is a huge mark in the JOKE column. ;) Congrats all.

Awwww I’ve gone all warm and fuzzy! I can’t believe I missed the group hug though : (

Nino, I’ll let you off this time dude. And I also take great pleasure in confirming that I am definitely all woman!

Stip, lol, not sure I want to be on Jacob’s list coz I’m pretty sure it won’t be as nice as being on Nino’s list…

i’m from Belgium, not the UK :) check my profile

xiv your profile picture is really cute!

mrs.—I think group hugs fall out of our usual linear temporality—they can be enjoyed at any time. Yup, I’m feelin it now…

@xiv: dude, sorry I left you off JacobNino’s (sounds like a Brazillian soccer player!) list. You joined after I left for vacation and didn’t recognize the screen name in Nino’s tribute. My apologies.

Having said that, we now have the Magnificent 7 which is one of my all-time favorite movies!

@TT: right on about the global diversity. The time difference is a challenge because I rarely get to post while SleepZ is on-line.

kat: Thanks for your kind words!

Stip: I am most flattered, she said, blushingly! The feeling is mutual!!

Now look what you’ve started, kat!!

And not one word from you, shamballa!!!!!

To quote Mickey Roarke in “Diner” a great movie from the 80’s:

“That’s a smile”

xiv why the hell not i still love you even if you are a dude (sorry for that error). infact jacob gave me the list of the magnificent seven . he made that terrible mistake thinking that xiv was o women. ok you all its saturday and im going on vacation and be back in almost two weeks take care everybody thanks for your great comments big hug to you all.

lol

nino—I like your approach, dude (or dudette—and then again, who cares?)—have a great vacation!

Stip: Right back at you!

:-)

I love you guys.

:-)

I never get tired of saying that.

Oh, and nino, thanks for including me on a list with such notables, but I too would have to include my dear, dear dab, Stip, HappyAtheist, thug, TheThinker, sham… and I know I’m forgetting a ton of names…

Like kat and jaz, I like to read them all if I can. It’s been a challenge for me lately, I admit… but other than the occasional troll, nearly everyone here has demonstrated that they have something meaningful to contribute. Some of us just contribute more often than the rest. Doesn’t make us better. Just… noisier. :-)

Oh! And shell! How could I forget shell. :-)

amen ProfO. When Kat tossed me, sorry, “paired me” in a cage with Dab, at first I was pissed because I wasn’t on JacobNino’s list. But then I got to thinking about it and I was like… who the hell is Jacob? He wasn’t on the manifest! Being tossed into a cage with Dab would be somewhat tolerable, (okay, secretly I’d be doing a mental endzone dance) What were Sawyer and Kate complaining about? Does Dab get to wear the dress and have breakfast with me by the ocean under a cozy canopy?

This has gotta be the best site ever….. ;-)

Stip, “mental endzone dance” :-)

OK—take me off the list. I want to be in the cages, betcha I could get me one of them fish biscuits!

Welcome back Prof!

(((((((((profozone))))))))))) Group Hug!

Prof: Welcome back! You were missed, and thanks for your kind words.

Stip: I’d rather do a “mental endzone dance” with you any day. It beats being stuck in that cage with Thinker’s ninja buddy!

Hey! my ninja buddy is the one making the margaritas! and welcome back prof. :)

Hail Nino!

on the rocks, with salt

Sounds good, to me! Minus, the ninja guy!

Nino: Have a drink, made with fresh squeezed limes from the island! And a propietary blend of drink flavoring from dharma…:)

Good to be back.

Talk of cages and the lovely ladies of L-T.com must violate some laws regarding… I don’t know… corrupting the youth or something…

It certainly contributes to global warming. Does Al Gore know about this?

My girlfriend and I were talking about this the other afternoon…in the grand scheme of things, our lost island kinda sucks as far as islands go…who Ever heard of a deserted tropical, possibly volcanic island, without some natural hot springs for us to watch our losties frolic in? :)

Al Gore’s not worried about us. He’s thinking of using us as an alternative energy source. But Tipper’s afraid we’ll blow the circuit board.

@Kat: “Proceed to Global Warming” - you crack me up. Tell Al that our tin foil hats will act as heat shields.

I’m afraid to put mine on…(I had a hard time copying Shamballa’s design - I keep getting boinked in the eye by the Spartan horn - oh, duh, its upside down) … terrified of the power contained within…the beast that might be unleashed…I might become a Tulpa… please become a Tulpa… konk, konk, is this thing working? another handful of Dharma popcorn, wash it down, glug, glug, with a Nino margarita…ahhhh, that’s better. Smokey thoughts materializing…censor, censor

TT: Dude! I like the way you think!

Put the popcorn down Stip and back away slowly.

Konk! huh?!? What am I doing in Room 23?

Thanks MrsSawyer. I’m glad somebody knocked the hat off my head.

God loves you as he loved Jacob. Never forget that.

I am very interested to know what you were censoring though dude? : )

MrsS: think Tulpa….

Oh, Stip: You bad, bad boy!! lol

Dab, that’s what I love about you. You are intelligent enough to have gotten that…

Stip :-D

Some people have blow-up dolls; us intellectual theorist types have Tulpas?

Jaz: there’s just something about an intellectual equal…

Kat, why do I get the impression you’re sitting in the Pearl station watching this all unfold? And ironically, you’re the one who started it, Is your last name Linus?

PS: your candidness cracks me up. Don’t ever change. You are the coolest.

Stip: I agree with you about kats candidness. It’s cool and refreshing! Now, get back to the Pearl station, Freckles! Make sure you throw a cover over that damn camera, next time, Stip! She sees everything we do! lol

jaz: I wonder if mrssawyer would be mad if we created a “Sawyer Tulpa”!

Dab: you’re the best. I look forward to all of your posts. You’ve got the best sense of humor and your a good sport to play along without getting weirded out. So for what its worth, thanks for that. You make this a nice place to visit.

PS: don’t worry, I dove down to the Looking Glass and reactivated the jamming of all transmissions and video feeds to cameras 23 and 42. Kat can’t see anything anymore.

It’s late…thanks Nino for opening up a really fun cyber romper room.

Dab I can tell you I would LOVE a Sawyer Tulpa. But then Mr Sawyer would have to have me sectioned which would of course lead to me finding out about the numbers and donating a sailboat to Desmond. Oh no, have I said too much?

Stip: Do you get the impression that Freckles, might be into voyeurism?

Yeah! If it were me, I would have been happy with regular video feeds, but noooooo, Freckles has the audacity to ask for high def! Now what would she expect to be seeing that would need that kind of clarity?

WAIT! By saying “if it were me…” did I just incriminate myself?

Kay: I’m not telling where we are. Even if I knew where we were, I wouldn’t tell…

To woman on computer hiding behind curtain: “Close the door and turn off that infernal flashlight because He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named has got issues with battery powered technology. And watch your step, there’s some kind of volcanic ash all over the floor of the room behind this curtain. HEY! Old man! Beat it! Get your own cabin.” -kicks old man out window- “Stupid hostiles, no wonder Ben wanted ‘em purged.”

Stip: I get the impression that she’s trying to make some quick cash to get off “the island”!

Wait, get those paparazzi out of my face! “I had no idea that a video of my most private moments would end up on the Internet!” “I mean, do I look like Paris Hilton, or something?”

Must be part of some long con… Freckles needs a new pair of…..ROAR! Hey, the old guy I kicked out the window just yelled something like “Help Me” or something, and then this big black cloud dragged him away. Hey Paparazzi Dude, tell me you got that on film! I got this great idea for a TV show…I knowa guy…JJ…yeah…me n him…we’re tight…

Dab and Stip: Literally roflmao! Can you keep this up til I go on holiday please? Its better than watching endless repeats of Lost!

Okay I take that back but really this is as good as Dallas!

can I keep what up?

…I’m ducking now

LMFAO!

MrsS: you can be my straight person any day. This is WAY better than Dallas.

Who shot JL?

How did Shannon come back to life after being eaten by the moster? It was Boone’s dream of course!

But instead of Patrick blue eyes coming out of the shower, it was Kate, but i think Dallas wins that one because Kate finds Peeping Tom waiting for her. Ugh!

How bout a cat fight? Joan Collins (dark haired spitfire) vs Linda Gray (blond goddess) you say? no problem, we got Kate (brown haired spitfire) vs Juliet (blond goddess)

Hey, this is actually kind of fun. KONK! -MrsS’s monitor smashes into side of Stip’s head - Ouch!

No no no Stip, this is genuis. I like it A LOT.

@ lol at ‘straight person’. How PC are you!

Good, glad you are entertained. Can I go back to the cabin now? Time to show you just how non-PC I really am. Katrina is probably bellyflopping her inflatable by now trying to move the high def camera’s joystick around the room looking for a ruffling curtain or flying volcanic ash or something provacative…and Dab’s going to need some help bouncing the Paparazzi creeps out the window…

Stip unleashes cape and flies away humming theme from Raiders of the Lost Ark…

Kat, your the best. I’ll get Christian Shephard or Susan to pick up your medical expenses - they owe me. Hope they treated you well in Santa Rosa ;-)

Yeah, get back to the Pearl and pay no attention to the goings on in the cabin. If you can, use the joystick on the inflatable to reposition the cameras to monitor the perimeter. If a seriously scary looking bald guy shows up with some wimp named Linus and they ask for the old man I kicked out the window, turn on the transmitter and pyrotechnics. We’ll supply the rumbling from inside the cabin. Should scare them off. And whatever you do, don’t let them turn on their flashlights! Set off the EMP if you have to. Do you know how to turn Desmond’s key?

Guess I got stood up again!

Not at all. Who do you think is in the cabin?

Kat: I need you to rewind your TiVo. I think Dab’s been nabbed. I’m grabbing a rifle and going out to look for her. Gotta get rid of the bald guy and his…no I’m not going to type it…pal. Any ideas?

NO! Not THE HAT! It took control of me before. I gave in to its seductive power. But it may be the only way to intensify the brainwaves necessary to connect with Dab; find out where they took her..

Damn that f@#$%ing TiVo. but how could they have her picture already? it only just happened moments ago… I swear I was just there…

MARGE! I wouldn’t even that to Ben…

Stip puts on tin foil hat…climbs up chimney and out onto roof. See scary bald headed guy and Ben conversing in quiet tones. I reach up to adjust the photon power modules…begin to feel the surge…I leap off the roof onto the unsuspecting duo…zzzzzap…..zzzzzot….zzzzowie. They crumple to the earth unconscious.

dab to sawyer: Sawyer, I keep telling you, I”m not Freckles! h Get your sweaty hands off of me! sawyer to dab: Well, dang sweet cheeks, you sure feel like her, and how am I supposed to see anything, anyway? There’s no damn lights in that cabin! Whoa, hold up there, Mr., put that damn gun down, and take that silly tin foil hoo-doo thing off your head! Who is this guy? dab to stip: Help, Stip, Helpppp!

Kat and Stip: You guys crack me up!

Stip to Sawyer: “Let the lady go, Mr. long stringy hair fuzzy chin need glasses like to romp in the surf naked hick from the sticks. Or I’ll be forced to tap into the astral plane and power up my hoo-doo hat and blast you back to Talahassee”

“Hear that Sawyer…looks like you’ve got a willing participant. She even looks like Freckles. Now are you gonna cooperate or am I gonna have to lock you in a phone booth for 3 days with Tom after having fed him a giant salami? Trade?”

Sawyer to Stip: “Well a less magnanimous man than me would try to negotiate a better deal, but seeing as this little lady ain’t fixin to be with me and the Dharma popcorn is freshly popped over in the Pearl, I think I’ll head that way.”

Stip to Sawyer: “Here let me help you along” Stip reaches up and activates teleportation mechanism and focuses beam on Sawyer. Tulpa thought form engaged. “Send him to the Pearl” THOOM! Sawyer disappears.

“Dab! where’d he go? Are you alright?”

“Kat! Kat! Come in Kat. f@#$%ing stupid Naomi sat phone.” - slams it to graound- I run over to the camera and write a message on my hand in Sharpie marker “Sawyer on his way to you. Not Marge’s type. Do you read?”

“Dab? Kat? Oh my God, It killed them all. Someone please help me….”

Stip sees radio tower in distance. “Hmmm… maybe I can record a distress signal.” Upon using the old man as a battering ram to implode the door to the radio tower I search for a way to record a distress signal. I sit down at the console. I see photographs of people on the bulletin board. Stip gasps. “NOOOOOooooo!!!!! It can’t be.”

The photographs are covering a video monitor. The scene is a cozy willow tree. Sawyer is lounging on a blanket on the ground wearing nothing but a speedo. Kat and MrsSawyer and Dab and JazProf are feeding him grapes. Soft music is playing. The women are swooning over Swayer.

nnnnnoooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

I black out.

What the hell happened to my lilacs?

How do you know y’all didn’t have Sawyer tromping through there?

Oh, but I suppose THAT’S ok…

sigh Why do I even plant anything in my yard…

WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THIS???

Hmm….so, like, can Jack be with me in this little story? …sigh…

Wait a minute, why am I asking “permission”?

UM, FYI- Jack is with me! :) …sigh…

LOL Oh, Paintgirl, you have found us out! We come over here to have a little fun! Really, we’re not that crazy! Yeah, right!

Sorry, all: I was helping Prof, well, sort of tend to his garden!

yeah, the flour has been flying at Pizzaria Nino!

Paintgirl, you don’t just get to “be with” somebody. You have to “lift it up” sistah. I had to chuck Jacob out of the cabin, inflate Kat’s…inflatable, rig the high def TV cameras, evade the hostile Paparazzi, take out Locke and Ben while enduring a massive EMP blast from my tin foil hat…all that only to lose out to Sawyers… Pearls… life just ain’t fair.

roflmao!

Stip, pay no attention to that photo—it’s one of those Dharma Initiative phoney-baloney, doctored up jobs.

Kat, honey, I got your back. Let me just slip on my tin-foil headband and gi…..zaaaaaap—there ya, go Marge safely transported to basket-weaving class in the Santa Rosa sanitorium.

And now, let me see if I can find Dab and arrange for that Astral Plane ticket. Tinfoil Headband Ninja must continue her search for truth…or was that Sayid…eh…karmically speaking it’s all one and the same.

F@#$%ing Dharma photoshop geeks at it again huh? Well, I know how to deal with that!

Ring! Ring! Hello? ProfO? Yeah, Stip here. Need a favor dude. Need you to help me clean up this mess I’ve made. Can you make me an MP3 clip of Desmond doing a striptease to the soundtrack from “Night at the Roxy”? Use Fred if you have to. What? I don’t know, use CGI if necessary. And give him a big…..nose. Yeah, I know, but the babes won’t be able to resist. How many pixels? I don’t know, 4 is too small, 42 and they might faint. Better split the difference. Go 16. Make it look like he’s behind the waterfall at the hot springs. You’ll need to dub in some audio that tells the babes to swim out to him. Do you have what it takes? You do! Cool. Okay, now here’s the plan. When you see my signal, play the video on all surface monitors - especially cameras 8, 15 and 23. Okay, go. Keep channel 313 open on your sat phone. I’ll be in touch. And don’t use your real name…use a code name…like ProfProf, yeah, that’s good. Okay talk to you later. Stip out.

‘lo, dab cancel my reservation. Something’s come up here …hmmm? Oh, what is it?….well I may have found an 8th level of existence…yeah, the aquatic plane…no, not a sea plane, it’s…you know, better if I show you in person. Bring your suit,… possibly snorkeling gear…I’ll call Kat, bye!

Man, the things I do for my pals. You owe me, Stip.

Thanks for the help with the garden, dab. But I think there’s only one way for me to ensure that my lilacs will never be molested again.

I must seek out and destroy every tin-foil hat.

Maybe tomorrow.

Stip, what you said about Sawyer’s “Pearls”—I don’t know why but it reminded me of a scene I made up one day—a kind of detective story scene:

Two women approaching a door—one is the detective. She’s the older of the two, the younger being a suspect she’s just questioned—a kind of Paris Hilton type. The younger woman gets to the door first and holds it open and says, sneering:

“Age before beauty”

To which the detective, smiling, replies: “I believe you mean, pearls before swine, my dear.”

Stip, Stip, Stip……”Brotha”!

There’s no NEED for me to “lift it up”. It already is!

PG—diving in with a vengeance! :-)

welcome to the L-T after-hours club!

Thanks for the welcome, jaz! I just got through reading the other thread (where it all started) and it was hilarious!

And I say….if you’re going to dive in…why not dive in with a vengeance….

well in this new aquatic plane we may be diving in with…hmmm…dunno, but something other than a vengeance :-) In fact I’m leaving my vengeance in my locker when I go to put my suit on—I’ll have to run back to get it if Marge shows up.

Speaking of diving…. i heard that a few of the cast members like to go swimming too.

without their suits that is

yes, I heard that about Matthew Fox—apparently difficult to keep him in clothes.

Matthew Fox…(sigh)

All during season 3 I was a HUGE Sawyer fan. And I was rooting for Kate to be with Sawyer. They definitely have chemistry!!….. But there were a few episodes that I missed (most involving Jack). So now that I have caught up on those episodes…I have changed my mind to Jack!

After this last season ended I wasn’t sure I saw Kate winding up with either of them to tell the truth but if I had to choose I’d say Sawyer—I’m just worried about where his character might be headed. Also frankly I’d like to see them do something else with Kate than be the apex of the triangle.

You know who I rooted for Kate to like when I first watched actually was Sayid—’cause he turned to her as if she could just as likely been the leader of the Losties as Jack. And well, ‘cause I like Sayid.

Right now, as far as the romantic element of the show, it’s probably Des’s story I’m most interested in.

i think the best romantic angle is Juliette loves Jack who loves Kate who loves Jack and Sawyer. Now thats daytime drama at its best

gosh kat, how do I eat my Dharma popcorn in my Dharma straitjacket? Is there a quickrelease button on this thing? somebody?

ummm, kat, can you work the remote? maybe if you push it over here I could hit the buttons with my nose, or…wait…I’ve got it, I’ll use my toes (Sayid’s been giving me lessons—the man can do all kinds of things with his hands tied behind his back)—yup gotta see how that stip n dab story works out. Prof…Prof…wake up man, rub the lilacs out of your eyes, commercials over. Show’s about to start.

kat: That is frikking hilarious! Look, I already got into enough trouble for tending to Prof’s garden, and now you’re suggesting we mess with his lilacs!! Whoa!

I don’t know what the heck happened to me, last night. It was the strangest thing! It, well, felt like a dream, sort of. I recall us lounging with Sawyer who was dressed in a speedo. And we were gratifying him with grapes. Huh? I felt, well, kind of satisfied. I don’t know where Stip was. Then I was thrown into the ocean by jazprof. She said we were going snorkeling, but once I was in the ocean, she went “Mikhail” on me. She kept mumbling something about vengeance. I lost consciousness, and must have astral travelled or something, because I woke up in this strange cabin to the sounds of moaning and groaning. It kind of sounded like Paintgirl. She was moaning, Oh, Jack, oh Jack. And the next thing I heard, as I was taking a drink out of this milk carton on the counter, with my picture on it, and it said I was missing, was the sound of Stip, saying to Paintgirl, “It’s not Jack, it’s Stip”. Well, I was blown away! I thought, Stip truly cared. But, as it turns out, he was just messin with “my tulpa’s”! Guys, eh!

Ok kat, I think we’re ready. Yeah, definitely the black dominatrix suit is good —can hardly see you at all. That’s why I wore the ninja gear. dab’s got that catwoman suit. Prof’s got the black duster and Indiana Jones hat. Bad news about Sawyer though, I think he sprung a leak.

I got an idea about Marge, see we’ll set up a trip-wire and camouflage it with some lilac petals…

You can be queen of the naughty theorists…can I be the ace up someone’s sleeve? or perhaps the joker (cause, well, they’re wild).

btw Hurley can have my gun…my entire body is a deadly weapon…

OMG, jazprof! That’s hilarious!! We need some guys in here! But I think we might scare them!

Well, kat: You best expect to see that new name where you least expect it!

You too, jaz!

yeah kat, that was that new Tarentino movie, Grindhouse—didn’t see it—that image grossed me out.

Me, I’m much more subtle…the mere flick of an eyelid could cause, the most excruciating…well, sensation…let’s just leave it at that…

dab, a new name? oooooo, I love new names….

and now the witching hour is upon me…I hear my bed beckoning…

Okay Prof, run the video…all surface monitors and turn up the theme song from “Night at the Roxy” up REAL loud…

Stip puts snorkle mask back on and sumberges…..

OH MY!….What have I gotten myself into?…….

Muwa hahahahah…choke…splutter…gasp…gag DAMN! I hate it when I try to laugh maniacly but first forget to surface in my James Bond scuba gear outfit…

Stip engages Tulpa thought form. Sends Astral beam to Paintgirl…..nananananananananananan…”stay away from the straight jacket - you need your arms free to swim out to see Des doing a striptease behind the waterfall”

I like what I get to wear!

I think I will don my catsuit and go out on the prowl and Look for Stip! Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!

Stip’s knees go weak…pokes himself in eye with snorkle…drops oxygen tank on toe…trips over air hose…falls backwards over rock trying to spy dab in catwoman suit…mask fogs up “auuuggghhh can’t see!”

Stip- LOL!

Have you seen dab? She had a strange dream or vision about me “moaning” or something…….I think she was brainwashed! I need to tell her: “It wasn’t real! None of this is real!”

Let me lick the steam away from that mask!!! Meow!!

wow straight jacket or dominatrix….hmmmm

Stip send Astral Tulpa thought to Paintgirl: “PG, Marge loves you as she loves Homer. Ditch Jack. Go for Homer.”

Hey, it was your fantasy, Paintgirl!! Don’t blame me. But, I got to tell you, to stay away from my boyfriend! Or I will have to scratch you.

oh my snorkle….

Homer? Homer? Who is Homer? …Oh well, It doesn’t matter anyway. Because there’s no way I would EVER ditch Jack!!

Hey, kat: That’s what I forgot about that silly dream! When I woke up in that cabin, I saw a Tivo. I went to sit down in this rocking chair, and tripped over what I thought was a rug, right into the chair, and I heard this strange voice, saying help me, help me. Or was that me?

Stip tries to send astral Tulpa thoughtform to Jaz and Kat and Paintgirl to jump into the lagoon and head for the waterfall…but can’t…something tugging on wetsuit…

I must go and rescue Stip! Or maybe I just want to see his snorkle!

My, what a huge snorkle!

“Shi-! ProfProf, come in ProfProf. Damn Naomi sat phone. Where’s Sayid when I need him to fix the battery. Helloo others! I’ve snagged my wetsuit on part of the wreckage. Need….rescuing”

Prof, never mind.

I just saw kat on her way to the Pearl, dressed in a dominatrix suit and a whip, muttering something about wanting to hurt Des!

“Oh Jack, Oh Jack”, that would be my fantasy!

But Stip telling me it’s him instead of Jack…I don’t recall that fantasy….maybe that’s someone else’s

Anyway, dab or catwoman must go and get some zzzzz’s now! Will dream about snorkle!

Night all!

Stip send Astral Tulpa thought form to Desmond. “DES! Run brotha run! You ‘bout to be eaten by a cougar in a latex suit. Lift it up brotha and run!”

Night Dab.

:-(

Goodnight Dab!

night, stippie!

sweet dreams…

You guys are hilarious

Feb ‘08 is never gonna get here….

Ugh I know…. I can’t wait!

So do you think Jack’s flashfwd is the real future or a “possible” future?

Poor Jack…. I hope that isn’t his future

I go through the trouble of putting on this blasted dom. suit and their’s no one around to dominate…

Yeah, I’m thinking of just plowing my whole front yard over.

That’d be good.

sigh

hmmm, I think steps need to be taken to exorcise Marge from the garden—it’s really getting to Prof. Maybe I’ll take my drum over and see if I can drive her off—drumming is good for dispelling those negative spirits. Bring my kamas with me just in case though; I can use ‘em even if she doesn’t show up—they are gardening tools after all.

Paitgirl: sorry you had no one to dominate, but I’m sure if we all put our Tulpa’s together, we can teleport you and Jack to wherever you want. Where would that be: a cage, the riviera, a deserted island with wild boar and bald guys with knives, a ski chalet in Switzerland, you tell us and we’ll deliver.

Besides, you wouldn’t want to get near me anyway. When I read Dab was wearing a catwoman suit, the electromagnetic energy began to build up inside my chest.

Check my profile for a picture of Dab ‘n me scuba diving off the coast of Bali.

I can’t believe I missed all the fun, and to think pg18 seemed offended by my comment on implants.

lol…lock!

Although I DID roll my eyes at your comment…I was smiling too. :) (no harm)

How did I miss the madness that became this thread?! I tell you that is the last time I go away for a long weekend!

jazprof Aug 9, 2007 10:18 p.m.

“btw Hurley can have my gun…my entire body is a deadly weapon… ”

This comment is posted way later than the time frame this thread was posted on but it was so funny that I had to say it!